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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    03:10 AM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    I just realized that Tiger Woods has had sex with more women illegitimately than I ever have or likely will in my entire life.

    Of course, it also cost him $20 million dollars, which is way too much to spend on Ambien and beer, so at least when I break it down for how much money I've paid-per-partner, I'm really coming out ahead.
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    02:32 AM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    It's barely a scandal when the guy next door cheats on his wife let alone when a rich and powerful man does it. Can we stop pretending this is such a big deal? He's an athlete and he didn't do anything that I believe would hurt his abilities as an athlete nor did he commit a crime. Last I checked cheating on your spouse wasn't illegal, beating the shit out of your girlfriend a la Chris Brown is. I don't condone adultery but I hardly think his or anyone's cheating is really newsworthy. Shit, I didn't give a fuck when Clinton messed around with Monica. Not my husband, not my business and certainly not surprising. I'd be fine but when the real news starts covering this stuff, OK it has been going for a while, but it just bugs me b/c there are so many real newsworthy stories out there and it gets pushed aside for this type of crap. We all know where to go to get more info on this if we want it so why does it have to be covered on the local and national news?

    Random rant.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    You may need to update the timeline. Several other gossip sites are reporting that he may have an illegitimate child on the way.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    This is really a bad day for Cabalasians.
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    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    12/08/09

    @The Real JR: Really? I think of him more as Asiainblacau.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Gatorade is cancelling their line of "Tiger Woods Gatorade".

    They say the timing is coincidental.
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    Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Maybe they cancelled his contract on the basis of him giving away "Tiger Woods Juice" to just about anyone in range?
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    12/08/09

    @m4ximusprim3: hahaha, well done.
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    Image of Streeter Streeter
    12/08/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: and in a not surprising turn, Trojan Condoms have named a new Condom after him, the Tiger Tail. With stripes, of course.
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    m4ximusprim3 promoted this comment Streeter was starred Streeter was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @Streeter: Do they have the new, 2010 conforming ribs or the old illegal ones?

    #obscuregolfjoke
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Dec. 9: Tiger Woods feels burning sensation while urinating.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @AzureTexan: More like Dec 9, 1992.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    @m4ximusprim3: At this point, the years just sort of ooze together.
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Well we can definitely see what type of girl Tiger is into.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    He's done. Here's why:

    Man watching golf on TV. Wife walks by: "Oh there's that disgusting Tiger Woods. How can you watch him after the way he treated his wife? Disgusting." Man changes channel to football.

    Game over.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/08/09

    @daveyjonesisdead: Ahhh... the NFL, home to most loyal and well behaved men on earth!
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
     
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/08/09

    @Btwbfdimho: Fail. Two of those women do not have processed hair.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/08/09

    @Btwbfdimho: I'll admit it- I laughed.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    12/08/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: They might not even be 100% white...
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    and that he needed to "run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special'" — a giant diamond ring to patch things over.

    Clearly he should have gone to Jared.
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    Image of chickachicka chickachicka
    12/08/09

    @The Real JR: But every kiss begins with Kay.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/08/09

    @chickachicka: Yes, but a golf club was already fully lodged in his kisser...
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    You forgot the best ho of them all!!! The Perkins waitress!

    [dlisted.com]
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    Edited by Trulymadlyme at 12/08/09 3:50 PM Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12/08/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Seriously. If her story is true, somehow, for me, it defines the whole hullabaloo.

    I just used hullabaloo in a comment on Gawker. So awesome.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/08/09

    @Trulymadlyme: "Can I hotten your cup, Mr. Woods?"
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    Image of AnnieGoolahee AnnieGoolahee
    12/08/09

    @Trulymadlyme: The NY Post has christened her the "flapjack floozy". Awesome.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/08/09

    @Trulymadlyme: That DListed send up is like karmic return squared.
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    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    12/08/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Oh, it's in there.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Nothing good ever happens at Butter. Blech.
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    Image of Killer Squid Killer Squid
    12/08/09

    @Conchie Birdie: God. Butter is still open?
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    Conchie Birdie promoted this comment Killer Squid was starred Killer Squid was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    12/08/09

    @Killer Squid: Haven't been there in a few years but yeah, I believe so.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    His world started collapsing when he watched Stanfurd lose to Cal in the Big Game.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    12/08/09

    @Maxichamp: Don't remind me.
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    I don't think these two are young enough to even know what a text message is.

    Sexy telexes, that's another thing.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/07/09

    @Maxichamp:

    I'm going with sexy telegrams. Stop.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    The one thing I haven't been able to figure out is whether he alerted the WH that she was his girlfriend when he suggested her. If he didn't, that could have really put Obama on the spot. On the other hand, Obama really needs him to pass health reform, so they can't make a big deal about it.
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