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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/17/09

    In reply to Why Tiger Woods Is the First Internet-Scale Scandal
    The supreme undercurrent, of course, being the presence of an attractive black man boning a flock of blue collar white babes. (And just when we have an attractive black man in the White House boning the middle class [says ClusterFox]).
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/17/09

    In reply to Why Tiger Woods Is the First Internet-Scale Scandal
    I agree with everything except the last sentence. There's only one richest sportsperson in the world, and that's tiger.

    Any other scandal in the near future will inevitably try to live up to this one and be a letdown.
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    Edited by m4ximusprim3 at 12/17/09 5:11 PM m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    12/17/09

    In reply to Why Tiger Woods Is the First Internet-Scale Scandal
    I don't know, I think it was unprecedented - well organized, run like a business, employees handling it, regular disbursements made. I've never seen anything on this scale before.
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    12/13/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Sex-Spank Animator Is Free-Speech Hero for the 21st Century
    Looks like something a 12yrl did with Sims3
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    12/10/09

    In reply to Sexy School Gets Sexier
    "Do Greeks have a particular moral code about sex with students?"
    Ask Socrates and Plato.
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment Edited by hilikusopus at 12/10/09 12:20 PM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/10/09

    @hilikusopus: As a Greek-American who once even took a philosophy class, I feel especially qualified to take issue with your implication, H. Though I can't speak directly for Socrates, I can categorically assert that Plato had nothing sexual to do with any of his students. Especially that one Nubian prince with the knee-high sandals, the ass that defied gravity, and the eyelashes that lashed you if you got close enough.

    How, you ask?

    Because all of Plato's relationship were Platonic, of course.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    12/10/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Recovering philosophy major, here. I do believe their ecce-on-ecce love was Platonic, if not explicitly physical....but let's face it, those togas were made for reach-arounds.

    The wikipedia entry on Platonic love (yes, I dare) has a surprisingly well put and succint definition:
    chaste but passionate love, based not on lack of erotic interest but on spiritual transmutation of the sex force, opening up vast expanses of subtler enjoyments than sex.

    That shit sounds so hot to philosophers, you have no idea. I have to go change me toga, now.
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    Edited by hilikusopus at 12/10/09 2:04 PM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/10/09

    @hilikusopus: And they made great wrist restraints in a pinch...or so I am told...Platonically speaking, of course...

    Best of luck with your recovery, by the way. It is a lifelong battle, with the inevitable occasional set-back at a cocktail party when you break into a defense of dialectic materialism while sipping Mad Dog 20/20 from a styrofoam cup, but in the end, you will prevail.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    12/10/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Cheers, TSW. And you're right, recovering is like being haunted by one of Zeno's pardoxes. May I have a Mad Dog, please?
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    Edited by hilikusopus at 12/10/09 2:17 PM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/10/09

    @hilikusopus: Dear friend, be careful what you ask for. You may just get it--cheers!
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    Edited by TheSometimesWhy at 12/10/09 5:30 PM TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/10/09

    In reply to Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
    It's quite brilliant, when you think of it. Hiring both brothers would be a coup.
    "Sign over $10m with US and get to punch a Madoff in the gut. Sign over $20m and you get one to the face!"

    ...I'd imagine they'd do quite well finding clients in Florida.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/10/09

    In reply to Sexy School Gets Sexier
    Um, the Greeks invented sex with students. Duh.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/10/09

    @iplaudius: We really don't have the full video from Babylon yet.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/10/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Point taken.

    Speeking of greeking, did you know that the -ped- in encyclopedia is the same as the ped- in pedophile? And pedantry.
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    Edited by iplaudius at 12/10/09 12:44 PM iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/10/09

    @iplaudius: Well it's like pederast, right? Or pedicab -- someone who wants a foot in their carriage?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/10/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I love the how the genitives paidos and podos became the same thing over the centuries! Great fun for pedophiles with foot fetishes!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/10/09

    @iplaudius: It's all one big psychosexual football snoozer mashup :)
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    Image of ihatetwitter ihatetwitter
    12/10/09

    In reply to Sexy School Gets Sexier
    Now if the neighbor had heard allegations of anal intercourse what would the response have been?
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/10/09

    In reply to Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
    This message brought to you by Richard Pryor for Fire Safety Awareness Month.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: And by Tiger Woods for Trojan Condoms.

    (too obvious?)
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/10/09

    In reply to Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
    I think Typhoid Mary would have better luck finding a job in health care.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to Sexy School Gets Sexier
    "She said, 'Are you crazy? With my Greek background, I would never do something like that."

    A previous student, Tim Teacherontopadopalous, disagreed.
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    Image of once once
    12/10/09

    In reply to Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
    Somebody should hire them. And rather than spend their salaries on lux vacations or yachts & rockets, they should donate the $ to some people who lost their entire retirement savings w/ Bernie's ponzi scheme. Even if they didn't know then, they know now. They have plenty of $ to survive & you bet they have some tucked away in offshore accounts.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    12/10/09

    In reply to Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
    Expertees? Is that a really smart shirt? Does it go with your smarty pants?
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment Edited by Charlotte Rae's Web at 12/10/09 10:16 AM Charlotte Rae's Web was starred Charlotte Rae's Web was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/10/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: Tardy To The Smarty?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/10/09

    In reply to Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
    You'll know if they get hired someplace. You'll see the compliance officer on a midtown sidewalk with a chalk outline around his splattered remains, while 40 stories above, scraps of synthetic curtains flutter from a hole in the shattered glass.
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    Image of Deric Deric
    12/10/09

    In reply to Sexy School Gets Sexier
    Morals do not apply when you're from the island of Lesbos.
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    Edited by Deric at 12/10/09 9:42 AM Deric was starred Deric was unstarred
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