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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    04:33 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Gatorade is cancelling their line of "Tiger Woods Gatorade".

    They say the timing is coincidental.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:41 PM

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Maybe they cancelled his contract on the basis of him giving away "Tiger Woods Juice" to just about anyone in range?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:10 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Dec. 9: Tiger Woods feels burning sensation while urinating.
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    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:42 PM

    @AzureTexan: More like Dec 9, 1992.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:46 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: At this point, the years just sort of ooze together.
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    04:05 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Well we can definitely see what type of girl Tiger is into.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    04:01 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    He's done. Here's why:

    Man watching golf on TV. Wife walks by: "Oh there's that disgusting Tiger Woods. How can you watch him after the way he treated his wife? Disgusting." Man changes channel to football.

    Game over.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    04:06 PM

    @daveyjonesisdead: Ahhh... the NFL, home to most loyal and well behaved men on earth!
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    03:56 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
     
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    04:35 PM

    @Btwbfdimho: Fail. Two of those women do not have processed hair.
     Reply
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:43 PM

    @Btwbfdimho: I'll admit it- I laughed.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    03:53 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    and that he needed to "run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special'" — a giant diamond ring to patch things over.

    Clearly he should have gone to Jared.
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    Image of chickachicka chickachicka
    04:04 PM

    @The Real JR: But every kiss begins with Kay.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    04:19 PM

    @chickachicka: Yes, but a golf club was already fully lodged in his kisser...
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    03:48 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    You forgot the best ho of them all!!! The Perkins waitress!

    [dlisted.com]
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    Edited by Trulymadlyme at 12/08/09 3:50 PM Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    04:05 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: Seriously. If her story is true, somehow, for me, it defines the whole hullabaloo.

    I just used hullabaloo in a comment on Gawker. So awesome.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    04:24 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: "Can I hotten your cup, Mr. Woods?"
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    Image of AnnieGoolahee AnnieGoolahee
    04:43 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: The NY Post has christened her the "flapjack floozy". Awesome.
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    Trulymadlyme promoted this comment AnnieGoolahee was starred AnnieGoolahee was unstarred
    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    04:51 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: That DListed send up is like karmic return squared.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    03:43 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    Nothing good ever happens at Butter. Blech.
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    Image of Killer Squid Killer Squid
    04:31 PM

    @Conchie Birdie: God. Butter is still open?
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    04:36 PM

    @Killer Squid: Haven't been there in a few years but yeah, I believe so.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    03:42 PM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    His world started collapsing when he watched Stanfurd lose to Cal in the Big Game.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    03:55 PM

    @Maxichamp: Don't remind me.
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    I don't think these two are young enough to even know what a text message is.

    Sexy telexes, that's another thing.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/07/09

    @Maxichamp:

    I'm going with sexy telegrams. Stop.
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    miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of econdave econdave
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    The one thing I haven't been able to figure out is whether he alerted the WH that she was his girlfriend when he suggested her. If he didn't, that could have really put Obama on the spot. On the other hand, Obama really needs him to pass health reform, so they can't make a big deal about it.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    Well, it is a bit refreshing to see his sexy-time partner isn't some young chippie, aka, office intern or personal aide.

    Man, is that where we've fallen too?
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    Image of jupiterspaw jupiterspaw
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    I prefer Montana to be a little more Legends of the Fall, a little less Fall of the Non-Legendary, Dumbass Senator.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    Movin' to Montana soon
    Gonna be a dental floss tycoon!
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/07/09

    In reply to Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
    Your article does nothing to answer the question posed in the headline. If Baucus were to somehow be punished for his affair, that would be good, because it would mean 2-3 republicans would also be punished, giving the dems a majority.
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