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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing has peaked in so far as interest to the non-gossip magazine reading public? Or does it still have "legs" as they say?
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    12/04/09

    @A Message To Rudy: it's on the way down, but so far this has been one of the best gifts this holiday season!
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    Jesper should get off his high horse. He better hope there's nothing in his own closet while he's bashing Tiger. PGA golfers are just as notorious as baseball, basketball, and football players. It never comes out b/c they're boring and they're not as famous. Tiger has always had a reputation as a man-whore. Jesper still introduced his beloved nanny to Tiger even though he had to know about his reputation. He also had to know about the affairs before now since Tiger never bothered to hide anything. Be careful who you wag your finger at Jesper.
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    12/04/09

    @heywhat: seriously. Jesper had to have know that Tiger wasn't the monogamous type. It's too little too late.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    12/04/09

    @heywhat: 'We have been nice to Tiger before...' who the fuck does this Jesper think he is? Tiger married a member of his fucking staff, not his first born. I pretty sure that losing Jesper's respect is the least of Tiger's problems.
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    hell of a golfer, the poor guy just didn't know when to put his putter away
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    I still need to know how Jesper's wife was cool with the hot blonde twin Swedes for nannies.
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    Image of Sandogg Sandogg
    12/04/09

    @LatestBy: they're a dime a dozen in Sweden.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    I have no respect for a guy who becomes a global joke for having sex with someone nowhere nearly as cute as his wife. Hugh Grant, are you listening?
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/04/09

    @Mike Jahn: What about someone who has sex with a shitload of people who are not as pretty as his wife?

    (Although that Rachel U girl can look very pretty in some pics; in others, she looks like she has been rode hard by most of Paris Island.)
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    12/04/09

    @Mike Jahn: He is a pussyhound, and apparently has been since before he won a single tournament. Quantity over quality apparently.

    What I want to know is how he got away with it for so long, seeing as be didn't cover his tracks well. And why he chose to get married if he was a pussyhound at heart.
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    Image of Sandogg Sandogg
    12/04/09

    @resipsaloquacious: when you have steak every day, occasionally you feel like having a hamburger
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    12/04/09

    @Sandogg:

    The outrage is hilarious. Is it really shocking? The money, fame, talent, ridiculously competitive nature and he would be happy with just one woman the rest of his life?

    It's impossible.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/04/09

    @Sandogg: Except these girls are actually scrapple.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/04/09

    @buda: And why he chose to get married if he was a pussyhound at heart.

    I think it had something to do with his parents. His late dad was grooming him for a specific life from Day One and I think marrying and settling down quickly was part of the plan. Maybe they thought if he was married it wouldn't be like all of those other athletes going around fathering babies here and there and messing with different women all the time and...
    oops.
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    12/04/09

    @momof3wildkids: yeah, but there are plenty of people out there who get the occasional craving for scrapple. Ever had a White Castle burger? I rest my case!
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    12/04/09

    @buda: Because most people don't know or care/understand about golf?

    I always thought he was just a great golfer.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    Close to a billion dollars and a bevy of beautiful babes -- I don't think any day is a bad day to be Tiger, though some may be better than others.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/04/09

    @Magister: I think you're wrong. He was his image. Carefully cultivated by his father. Who is now dead. I'm guessing Tiger is reeling from the fall from grace and what it means toward how he felt about his Dad. Men who feel like they let Dad down are usually pretty f'ed up in the head.
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    12/04/09

    @TroisFilles: I hear what you're saying, but I don't think most people care about Tiger Woods.

    The average person knows him as a guy who is good at golf and this scandal is generating a lot of interest because the media has been pushing it and because so many of us have never gave him a second thought, we're watching to see what we've been missing.

    When all is said and done, if he's still good at golf, he'll be right back where he started.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/04/09

    @TroisFilles: Tiger's mom was his dad's mistress. Apple, tree, and all.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/04/09

    @Magister: Good point. My husband is a golfer - so we've watched Tiger and seen him in a tournament. It's like when Kobe had his problems - didn't affect me at all. Not a BBall fan. I frankly don't care what he does either. It's on old story - money + fame = women. I do think he's going to be all kind of messed up now though. Self-inflicted for sure. Have a good weekend. TF.
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    12/04/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Really Who knew? Love your screen name.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/04/09

    @TroisFilles: I'm judging from the timeline on Wikipedia, which is always 100% accurate.

    And, merci beaucoup .
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    Image of topsy topsy
    12/04/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Exactly. Tiger's dad was a piece of work; he fucked around on his wife and ignored his other children because they were a little too black for his liking. Tiger didn't stand a chance.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/04/09

    In reply to Another Bad Day To Be Tiger Woods
    Those swedish girls and golf stars with their perfect little noses.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    12/04/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Most rich dads I know keep the Swedish nanny all to themselves. Good on Parnevik for sharing.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    Was that a H8 iron you just used there Hamilton?
    I love golf because it's the great equalizer.
    It's just you and your meagre (or prodigious) talent against The Course.
    You don't have to be young or wealthy (although that doesn't hurt), or tall or particularly athletic. You don't have have to have four limbs or two eyes. You can be very thin or very, very fat. Or anywhere in between
    You can play golf whilst dosing on your meds or with a beer buzz or totally baked (recommended on a sunny summer day).
    You can be a woman, a black man, a person of geighness (or all three), an athiest, a Muslim or a Jew.
    You can also be a complete douchenozzle/twatwaffle.
    Everyone gets to play if they want to.
    But the #1 reason I love golf is that, every once in a while, I'll hit a shot* that I know cannot be hit any better by anyone. Not even Tiger.
    Don't be a H8R Hamilton!

    *I am not a very talented golfer, and that makes it so much better.
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    thank god. finally! for so long i thought i was the only one. thank you, hamilton.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    I believe it was the great philosopher Charles Barkeley who said that winning is the deodorant that covers any kind of stink. Once he wins a couple of majors he'll be fine. Sure he won't have the sterling reputation that say Arnie or Nicklaus had but it's not like he's Barry Bonds. Michael Jordan was/is a notorious man-whore and Ali was married four times but no one remembers that. Winning cures everything, Tiger!
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    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    Speaking of robotic sportsmen, if I ever found out Roger Federer was running around on Mirka I would feel righteous anger. Not only would such a revelation actually surprise me (unlike Tiger, where people were just waiting for the shoe to drop) but they have been together forever and she has taken an active role in his career. I have to keep the faith that this athlete's level of class isn't mostly a marketing construct.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    How could a guy that focused on details on the golf course be that sloppy when it comes to the hoochies?
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    Image of Han Valen Han Valen
    12/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Yeah I was wondering that same thing. And he keeps SUCH a low profile with the rest of his personal life that banging random nightclub whores is just bizarre. I would have thought that if he were going to look for some action on the side, he'd do it more discreetly... like a reputable escort service or at least girls who are nearly as low-key as he is.
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    12/03/09

    @Han Valen: Or buy his own island and stash them there.
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    12/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Simple. He's a dork that did nothing but golf all of the time. I'd bet he had no experience with the ladies until he started winning the big money. He's the kind of guy that is probably still seeking his parents approval.
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    12/03/09

    @fuckingoldman: Parent. His father died of cancer a while back I believe.

    But you may have a point. He's been playing the game since he was, what, three? So maybe this was his "fox in the henhouse" scenario. But still..didn't the guy go to Stanford? Are they THAT dumb there, social skills or not?
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    12/03/09

    @fuckingoldman:

    I've never particularly liked Tiger Woods, but he's super-wealthy, super-talented, super-famous and a very nice looking man. And he travels a lot. It's not surprising.

    Nor is it surprising that his wife may have gotten extremely upset, especially when it became public.
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    12/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: I didn't know about his father passing away. Not being interested in golf, until last week I pretty much ignored anything about Tiger Woods.

    Yeah he went to Stanford, but there are some very smart people that have no common sense. I think with the childhood he had he didn't know too much about being sneaky either. Let's face it, he wasn't the kind of kid who told his folks he was staying over at a friends house only to go party all night. If you think about it you probably know some smart people that you'd be able to get over on. Book smart doesn't equal street smart.
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    12/03/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: You probably could have stopped at super-wealthy. *smile*

    I imagine his wife reacted the way most wives would if they caught their husband having multiple affairs, as she should have. She's pretty fiery, breaking out the windows with a golf club. While watching this unfold I couldn't help but think "Oh shit" for Tiger.
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    12/03/09

    @fuckingoldman: I know, I know, but I just thought that somethings were instinctual for men when it came to horndogging, like not having your phone just sitting out when the other woman calls.

    But anyway, his problem...I've got my own.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    It sounds like his boner needs a break, anyway. It must be all raw and red at this point!
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    You think this is bad?

    Wait until it comes out that he was banging Capt. Sully's wife.

    PR DISASTER!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/03/09

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods

    Don't go into the woods with Billy Bob Thornton?
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    12/03/09

    @Steve U:

    Great movie.
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