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    Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack

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    Image of kookla kookla
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    Maybe he got a look at his monologue?
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    couldn't they just have ryan renolds... in a Gstring... gyrating slowly on a disco box for an hour? along with long, slow montages of his abs?


    and haters, I don't care if he's dumb as a stump and can't act - he is HOT

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    MincnglyWhrdL'mer was starred MincnglyWhrdL'mer was unstarred
    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/23/09

    let's put it to a vote, which would you rather see (if you had to choose): ryan renolds being interviewed by the human chin, or ryan renolds naked?


    thought so.

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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    04/24/09

    @The Boulevard of Broken Queens: That is something that stood out to me in Adventureland. Like, Jesus Christ. When did Ryan Reynolds get that hot?
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/24/09

    @sarrible: do I need to rent this immediately?
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    Image of Nora Bombay Nora Bombay
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    This is god's way of telling NBC that they should have scheduled a new Law & Order episode every night at 10 p.m.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/23/09

    @Nora Bombay: Or re-runs of Kojak.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    04/23/09

    @Nora Bombay: Hill Street Blues: The Next Generation
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    Why is he so resistant to having guest hosts? God knows a lot of viewers wouldn't mind the change once in a while.


    Bonnie Hunt was one of the guest hosts when Letterman had shingles, and she ended up with her own show. Elvis Costello did pretty well too, now he has Spectacle.


    Carson used to nurture talent, and was never diminished by the success of others. Leno holds onto his territory like a wild animal.


    The man makes more than anyone in Hollywood, and doesn't even spend it. Someday he's going to have to evolve into something more than his patented "homely stand-up comic who got lucky" act. And time is running out.

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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    04/23/09

    @unclevanya: Yeah, but Carson was... Carson. Leno is...not.


    NBC should do like the Cubs did years back when Harry Carry was sick (or dead?) for a season--they just had every random big-name Cubs fan around come in and do play-by-play for a game. Bill Murray, all those guys. A different Tonight Show host every night would be kind of awesome.

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/23/09

    @unclevanya: He doesn't spend it? Have you seen his classic car and motorcycle collection? It fills a half-dozen warehouses.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    04/23/09

    @MrInBetween: He always claims that he doesn't touch his Tonight Show money, and only lives off his stand-up money. He says he still makes dozens of appearances every year. Not sure where he makes these magical appearances, as it doesn't seem to make the press much.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/23/09

    @unclevanya: Wow, I didn't know that. He must have $300 mil in the bank... Well, I know he plays Vegas and AC all the time. You don't hear about the shows because they are painfully unfunny.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/23/09

    @unclevanya: I will never understand the appeal of Bonnie Hunt. Just escapes me.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    04/23/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: You and me both. I hear people say she's hilarious, but when I watch her I don't see or hear anything...funny...happening.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    He is said to be in "good spirits" and writing jokes from his hospital bed.


    Thank god, we haven't had any good hospital food jokes since Henny left us.

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    Leno has an In-N-Out triple-cheeseburger lodged in a hard-to-reach region. No worries -- he will be back on the air tomorrow night! By the way, he will remain on the air for another 75 years and will outlive every human born in the 20th century.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    He just wants attention.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    He couldn't find his funny bone. It's fine though - the doctors explained that he lost it in the mid 80s or so and he can live a long and productive life on network television without it. He'll be OK.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    It's just that he's ill considering his spree of Susan Boyle jokes. Christ, could he be more shallow?
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Hospitalized, Giving NBC a Heart Attack
    It's not that dire, if anything happened to Leno they could get Letterman.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    03/26/09

    In reply to Boston High School Is Not, In Fact, Overrun with Vampires
    This kind of thing really only works on South Park.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/26/09

    In reply to Boston High School Is Not, In Fact, Overrun with Vampires
    oh my god seriously what is wrong with boston
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    03/26/09

    In reply to Boston High School Is Not, In Fact, Overrun with Vampires
    "Please do not misrepresent this story, and note that none of our students are like the vampires out of Twilight. They're more like Let the Right One In vampires."
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    03/26/09

    In reply to Boston High School Is Not, In Fact, Overrun with Vampires
    OT but do you have to speak Latin when you go there or is it, like, optional?
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    Image of Edbert Wang Edbert Wang
    03/26/09

    @belltolls: you take latin as a class for 4 years
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    03/26/09

    @Edbert Wang: That's intense. I was an altar boy: Latin lite.
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    03/26/09

    In reply to Boston High School Is Not, In Fact, Overrun with Vampires
    My Catholic high school had rumors of Ouija-board-using students crossing over into satan's service, or some such nonsense. I recall a few kids who actually believed that they could summon demons.
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