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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/28/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Hey, can't we all just leave ScarJo alone to make her alboob--I mean, album?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Dear God in heaven, look at that fucking rack.


    /sobs the horrid keen of an ancient crone

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    Image of bombquixote bombquixote
    05/27/09

    @BookishLookish: Don't worry, Bookish, your frontal lobes create some of the finest cleavage known to man.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/27/09

    @bombquixote: Um, you mean in addition to Bookish's already smashing looks.


    There -- you owe me one, dude.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Zooey D, you are not. Keep trying, though!
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Kill me, I kinda like it. But is that honestly how she sings, because it sounds like she's mimicking someone... can't put my finger on it...
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Hamilton, 'breasty' is spelled with an s and no h.
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    Image of Gregoire Gregoire
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Sufjan Stevens is sitting by the phone, just waiting for her phonecall!
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    05/27/09

    @Gregoire: I hope he names the album, in moving all his "all states" project, Mounting The Dakotas.
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    Image of Porcelina Porcelina
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    I like how robotic is sounds. No one gave My Bloody Valentine shit for sounding that way. I don't think she is TRYING to be a great singer. Just make good music, and I think she does that.


    *hides in shame*

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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    05/27/09

    @Porcelina: Yeah I think comparing MBV and Scarlett is really going too far here.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/27/09

    @Porcelina: I submit that the parallel you're reaching for here is actually Nico, and it's not a bad comparison.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    i seriously lost respect for the one person i know who purchased her album, like a crushing 5 second feeling of "what am i doing, in this store, with this person" when this happened. it was fleeting but oh so very real.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/27/09

    @allyzay: You accompanied this person? You must accept part of the blame. It's like you drove the getaway car.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    05/27/09

    @CaptainFantastic: i know! if it is any way of consolation (more to myself than anyone else, i know), i refused to stand with them at the cash register and stood outside smoking instead.
     Reply
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Her boobs: More than this, tell me one thing, more than this...nothing.
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    Image of pepelicious pepelicious
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Can we, like, autotune this shit in to the not-so-sucky range?


    Just pray ScarJo doesn't discover Blondie's Rapture....

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/27/09

    @pepelicious: I can guarantee you this is already autotuned. However, it wouldn't hurt if they turned up the mix so that you can't tell the difference between her and say, Akon.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    She should go topless and set herself up as a trio.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Could be worse. She sounds like she's trying to Feist it up though. I bet she wants to body slam Zoé Deschanel.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    05/27/09

    @Cheap Shot: It's like 75% Feist, 25% Madeleine Peyroux.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    Well, they are pretty magnificent. Perhaps the album could be released as a photo album. Of her boobs.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/27/09

    In reply to Breathy Blonde Sings Again
    What part of the blatant failure of her first panned-by-everybody album made her think it was a good idea to release another one?


    Oh right. Boobs.

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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    05/27/09

    @DahlELama: Ha. Yes.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/27/09

    @DahlELama: Well, look, if you're going to try to argue with boobs...can I at least come over and watch?
     Reply
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