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    Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    04/01/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Cutrone wants young women (or reinvented old ladies) to do is chuck out that old Rules or He's Just Not That Into You bullshit.


    I will never because those books changed my life!

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    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Anybody in public life willing to lead the smackdown on the absurd fantasy of Sex And The City is OK in my book.
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    I remember reading that Observer profile, and getting to the part where it says "If your head isn't spinning yet, get this," and thinking, actually, no. My head isn't spinning.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Fine, but will it answer pressing questions like who's gonna drive you home tonight, and who's gonna pay attention to your dreams?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    I am kind of dying to see what Kelly will come up with. She's a broad, and I mean that in the best way.
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    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Do people really need this kind of advice? Oh, I knew I needed an apartment, to like live in and stuff, and I saw all these ads for apartments and like brokers who could like totally help you get to living in them, but I could just never put it all together until I read this book.
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    Image of sakade sakade
    03/31/09

    @blogissuchanuglyword: You'd be surprised how many people lack basic common sense. Those people will buy this book.
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    03/31/09

    @sakade: EXACTLY my point above (or below). Do you know how many times I have had someone call me to ask for a phone number that was readily available via Google. People are dumb, dumb, dumb.
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    03/31/09

    @tudobem: Haha, yes, it's times like those when I use "Let Me Google That For You" i.e. the best website on the planet: [lmgtfy.com]
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Is she going to include a part about how not to wash your hair?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Anyone with a vagina and enough spending money to purchase this volume for herself should already know how to do these things.


    And if she doesn't, she's probably already decided that she's "the Carrie" and she's not going to read this unpretty lady's book.

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    I'm not a girl, but every time I've cried in public someone has bought me a drink. So maybe there's a lesson there, in sadness and alcoholism, sure, but still.


    Anyone up for a shot?

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    03/31/09

    @Private Hangnail: I usually hug men to my bounteous bosom when they cry. The shots are for later, when the bosom has done its work.
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    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Also, I'm fairly certain she could still be a "real" girl if she ran a comb through that rat's nest and slapped a little concealer on those bags. Not that the "Darlene from Roseanne " look isn't "real", but still.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    There better be a chapter on Mig Welding, or I'm not buying it.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    03/31/09

    @BadUncle: What, they're not teaching that in finishing school anymore? What a shame. In my day (and I'm totally not making this up) we had to learn how to iron, whip up a three course meal, sew, replace a transmission, weld, draft a house plan, build a bird house, change a diaper (bringing your own kid was optional) and learn how to curtsy. In addition to, y'know, the state math requirements.


    The 1990s were a different, more innocent time.

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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    03/31/09

    @BadUncle: What to Do When You Throw a Rod
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    03/31/09

    In reply to Fearsome Kelly Cutrone to Write Scariest Self-Help Book Ever
    Is it okay to cry if your slant six breaks down in front of the apartment you wanted to be your first which is right down the street from where you failed at buying lingerie and your parents moved, leaving no forwarding address- so that you can't move in with them?
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