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MisterHippity
02/11/09

In reply to Foreplay: Unnecessary
We don't have to put the toilet seat down either. Science will prove that next.
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stanner
02/11/09

@MisterHippity: @MisterHippity: Done: [www.scq.ubc.ca]
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MisterHippity
02/11/09

@stanner: I knew it!
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
02/11/09

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Blue Balls

Wasn't that a painting by Gainsborough?
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sassypants
02/11/09

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Just thinking this one through....

Perhaps these women don't actually know what an orgasm is. I mean, let's face it, when I think about pleasure and working to understand it better, I don't think that I would approach a bunch of Czech ladies as the go-to experts here...
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BadUncle
02/11/09

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I'm wondering about the quality of Czech foreplay. I mean, does it extend beyond the man telling the woman to roll over and moisten up?
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Mount_Prion
02/11/09

@BadUncle: Mmmm...talk Slavic to me.
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CaptainFantastic
02/11/09

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On second look, I think they need more data points for this study.

Who'd like to create some with me?! Oh, sorry. Just give me 15 minutes and we'll get another data point.
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BullfightsOnAcid
02/11/09

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This must be why my local Heavy Petting Zoo closed down.

I'm forwarding this story to all my high school girlfriends along with a picture of George Clooney to show them what I look like now. Vindication!

Now if a study will show my wife why making sure the door is locked at 3AM in the morning when you already checked before you went to bed is completely unnecessary then I will have achieved Nirvana.
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Ken Layne
02/11/09

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Honestly, doing a study like this with Czech women is like determining average swimming speed by timing Michael Phelps.
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i'm a bottle
02/11/09

@Ken Layne: And...friended.
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friend_of_a_friend
02/11/09

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I'm not trusting any survey of foreplay that comes out of a former Soviet bloc country.

I want to know about what Italian and French women think of foreplay.
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i'm a bottle
02/11/09

@friend_of_a_friend: Don't be so bigoted! First of all, they resisted Soviet rule, as such they were one of the least Soviet of the Soviet bloc countries. Secondly, the Czechs are a very lusty people. Czech women are not the hearty hausfraus that you might imagine them to be and Czech men have the reputation for being pretty boys. They were also part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, imbuing them with quite a cosmopolitan spirit. In the major cities, Plzen and Prague, the intellectual life is quite vigorous with lots of beautifully rundown cafés with people sitting around arguing about books, playing chess or having romantic liaisons with people who aren't their spouses.
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skahammer
02/11/09

@i'm a bottle: They were also part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, imbuing them with quite a cosmopolitan spirit.

Full points for trying.
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i'm a bottle
02/11/09

@skahammer: Well, in the cities, at least: Prague, Budapest, Vienna, Belgrade, Lviv and Bratislava, which all had huge populations of Poles, Austrians, Jews, Ukrainians, Hungarians, Czechs, Serbs. If that wasn't cosmopolitan, I don't know what was.
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Pope John Peeps II
02/11/09

@i'm a bottle: You said "Poles"... heh. heh.
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i'm a bottle
02/11/09

@Pope John Peeps II: A new study shows that Poles are smoking less this year.
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skahammer
02/11/09

@i'm a bottle: Ah, I was just teasing you for describing vague benefits ("cosmopolitan spirit").

After all the weeping I've done in my life while writing ad copy, I figured I could needle you on this just a bit.
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City_Dater
02/11/09

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Were the Czech women's partners within earshot while the questions were being asked and answered?
I'm guessing yes.
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Pope John Peeps II
02/11/09

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So what does the study say about paying for dinner?
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ZiggyStardust
02/11/09

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I think a great many of those surveyed may be doing it wrong. Amateurs.
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leonleonleon
02/11/09

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Also, I prefer the term "boof" to "boink".
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everfade
02/11/09

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No time for foreplay, I'm trying to get it over within a commercial break.
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skahammer
02/11/09

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Dear Science: Would it have been so hard to do this study while I was still in high school?

Thanks for nothing,

Skahammer.
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CodePink
02/11/09

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Yes, but how often do men get off when they have sex or get blow jobs? I mean, we never talk about that. I bet it's really hard for them. All that face scrunching. They're obviously trying really hard to do something. Clearly an issue to be addressed.
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FreddieBietzsche
02/11/09

@CodePink: I know, the poor darlings. They never get off and the cases of blue balls that result, which force them to sit with their legs spread wide open in the subway, should be scientifically considered on the scale of this study.
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Moff
02/11/09

@FreddieBietzsche: Blue balls is a horrific experience that's probably not as bad as waterboarding but that I still wouldn't wish on anyone, ever, except for chicks who make fun of blue balls.
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Moff
02/11/09

@Moff: But, I mean, in part that's just because I dig chicks with balls.
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leonleonleon
02/11/09

@FreddieBietzsche: Ladies, if you're gonna give us blue balls, at least give us money for a cab home!
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