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    Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed

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    Image of mladen mladen
    11/24/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    Perfect for Ebner. Not just because of the irony, but because the color's right when he's ailin'.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    E-meters are NOT cheap people. Don't judge her.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    This reminds me of the time my tacky stepmom (Ms Twee Cow Stencils and Gingham 1989) tried to sell the heirloom bedroom furniture that my Mother had. For exactly $500. So I gave her a cheque for $550, carted the stuff away, and put a stop payment on the cheque.

    PS Hi Loretta!
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    A teenage boy's 8 year old furniture? For $500? Big no thanks, Nancy. And after giving $10 million to that cult you would think she would have gotten a nice tax write-off and wouldn't have to resort to selling used furniture through mass e-mail.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
     
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    Wow, sifting through Gawker tips must be a helluva job - on one hand you get fucking awsome drunk Katie Couric pictures on the other hand... i hope you guys didnt pay for these.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    but I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    No clown bed? No deal.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    Kitten-kaboodle? Can we start a #celebrityspelling thing?
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    11/23/09

    @iplaudius: word. xenu obviously has no use for spelling or grammar.
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    11/23/09

    @iplaudius: Worse is "nip it in the butt." Most offensive is "breath" for "breathe".
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    11/23/09

    @bens: Well, yes, but the point is, we have to find celebrity citations, because if a celebrity doesn’t do it, IT DOESN’T MATTER.

    #celebrityspelling
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
    Nancy - give it to a needy family or to charity. I bet the cleaning woman who's dusted it the past few years would love it. LIke you need the @#$*@# money.

    With what she gets per hour, just taking photos and writing it up was probably more than $500.
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    11/23/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Agreed: Donate that shit you cheap delusional little spiv-ette.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Xenophon v. Xenu: The Galactic Battle for Australia's Soul
    Where are the Scientologist that got on me last time? I feel neglected. The Xenu walls are tumbling down
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Xenophon v. Xenu: The Galactic Battle for Australia's Soul
    When will Mel Gibson and his church take on Scientology? It would be at least as entertaining as Mothra taking on Hedorah. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: requesting extra bloodshed please! #xenu
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: When Sodom met Gomorrah. Begorrah.

    PS - it's tomorrow morning over here. And this is all over the news. Because Senator Xenophon spoke in Parliament (hence, the 'parliamentary privilege' bit), he can say pretty much anything he likes and be free from defamation prosecution. Our defamation laws are far tighter over here than in the States (freedom of speech laws aren't protected by the lovely amendments you have), and this has discouraged many former Scientologists from speaking out.

    On another matter, it's Spring here, for those of you who have trouble with the whole dateline/Southern Hemisphere thingo. Not that this has anything to do with Scientology. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: So, it's "tommorrow" and "spring." You live in the future. Do you have a jetpack? #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: Yes. And a flying car. And robots to do all the dirty work. Which is great.

    Also, we copulate through thought-waves. This latter development is not so great. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: My futuristic Kiwi cronies assure me everyone travels around in giant inflatable balls and monorail bike systems. On the downside, everything smells of bad eggs.

    Or maybe that's just Rotorua for you. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @limber: "Monorail... monorail... monorailllllll".

    I have heard that all New Zealanders HAVE giant inflatable balls. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I couldn't possibly comment. Besides, they always did a good job distracting me with luxurious, feathery mullets. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @limber: They do a very good mullet over there, I must say. Sometimes referred to as a Maori mane. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: the giant balls would go a long way to explaining the Haka. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: Oh - you're good.

    For those of you unfamiliar with the Haka, see the following, and think about giant balls whilst you watch... #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @limber: I can assure that everything you have heard about us is true. #xenu
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    11/18/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: And you're a lovely, welcoming people at that... But I STILL can't get my head around the Rotorua love. "Culture Capital"? "The smell's healthy"? I just... sigh.

    I will admit to zorbing, and going to that sheeopodrome thing. But then headed back home to Welly, where the wind might knock you over, but at least it's due to gusts, not stench. #xenu
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    11/18/09

    @limber: I actually live in Wellington now, and as someone who grew up not far from Rotorua (next town over, actually), I am always amazed at the double image that town pulls off. It's a tourist mecca for all things 'ethnic' and geothermal, yet the crime rate and living conditions of a disproportionate number of its citizens is abysmal. Ever read Once Were Warriors? Yeah, somewhat unsurprisingly, the author grew up there.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    In reply to Xenophon v. Xenu: The Galactic Battle for Australia's Soul
    HA! Representative of country spawned by criminals calls new entity now residing in said country... criminals.

    All kinds of ironic and Joeys! Because, really, Joeys.
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: ...Grrr. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: SF - perpetuating crude stereotypes? Surely not, my friend. Next you'll be cracking jokes about New Zealanders and sheep. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: outrage and whatnot!

    Also: here, joey joey joey! #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Really? I am? I just sorta like Joeys. And anyone fighting with Scientology is hilarious and so very Sci-Fi, especially someone named Xenophon, and, yes, well, the whole criminal thing is true isn't it? Sorry if I offended.

    How can you really be upset, though? There's an American real estate agent (Tom Cruise look alike in the photo there) running Scientology. Take all the free swings at us (America in general) that you like. Seriously.

    Here, have more Joeys in pouches. Wheee!
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: is this some sort of kangaroo nursery? Are they orphans? #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Me? Offended? By you? Never, you great big Falcor, you. Crack as many convict jokes as you like. I have skin as thick as a wombat's hide. All that criminal blood served simply to strengthen our hybrid vigour down here.

    I guess here would be where I'd insert the smiley-face emoticon. But I have a Pavlovian response to emoticons that usuallly results in copious quantities of chunky, bile-filled vomit. So, instead, here's lots of kisses for you and your joeys...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx... #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Something good the Australian government is doing. Apparently some mama kangos don't always survive the frequent bushfires, but the government has developed programs saving the Joeys so they don't starve and become dehydrated.

    Yes, poor babies, but good on the Australian gov, for taking care of them. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Wait, but how do the Joeys survive the brushfires? And why don't the moms just do what the Joeys do? #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Lots of them also survive car crashes where their mums are squished, but they're cushioned by the fluffy pouch. Never let a kangaroo behind the wheel of a car. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: I think they're mostly rescued. Not sure why the mamas aren't as lucky. If I had to guess maybe the pouch is their protector and also serves as a source of nourishment from the mother, thereby they survive. That is, if I'm remembering 9th grade biology correctly.

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Thanks, lovey. Emoticons! Hell noes. Just slit my throat like an Australian bandit why don't ya? Heh.
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    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I see. They're like little Luke Skywalkers, shielded from the elements by the Taun-Taun that is the charred mother Kangaroo.

    Working at that place would be such a sweet job. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Xenophon v. Xenu: The Galactic Battle for Australia's Soul
    More to the point, if Aussies spell it "organisation," then why not "embesslement?" The mind bogglez. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: We don't like 'z' over here. Nor Scientologists, or so it would seem. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Cool! An Aussie! This Web thing really is World Wide, ain't it.

    P.S. The biggest reason we like the "Z" stateside is because, in Scrabble, we get 10 points for using it. Also, there's Zima, every American's favorite elixir. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Makes sense.

    We also have a fondness for 'u'. As in 'colour'. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Ah, the source of many an Australian scrabble feud. According to Wiki, the ratio is 3:1 in favour of using 's' over 'z' within Australia. So 'z' spelling should technically be allowed, as it's used a quarter of the time. However, try telling that to your competitors.

    As for the spelling of favour/favor? I think it would be remiss to ditch the 'u'. Rules are rules. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Ah, but therein lies the problem. The 'U' is worth only one point. Then again, if you get it in conjunction with the 'Q,' you can do some Scrabbtacular damage. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Benny: Wow! I haven't had such a Scrabblecentric conversation since the last time I lived with my Mom! (Perhaps we should talk about whiskey, engines and shotguns now.) #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: It sounds like your mom covers a wide range of conversational topics.
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    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Quite a woman, my mom — and a good speller! #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Your Mum sounds like a whole lot of woman.

    That's right. Mum with a 'u'. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Benny: "whole lotta woman. . . "

    Another Aussie reference? Back in the day, during an AC/DC concert in my hometown, I reached out and touched Angus Young's left shoe.
    I reckoned it made me an honorary Aussie, and I've kept on believing it. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Good God. Front and centre in an AccaDacca mosh-pit? And you lived to tell the tale? ColOUr me impressed. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: True. And get this. I had a 102 temperature at the time. In all my years on this great Earth, I've known no prouder moment. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: I will trade you my citizenship if it means I can work in the States fulltime. Deal? I currently have to leave every three months and it's a total drag on my bank account. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Xenophon v. Xenu: The Galactic Battle for Australia's Soul
    Ugh. Once again the CoS manage to respond in the worst way possible and perpetuate the impression that they are inhuman monsters.

    'Disgruntled former members'? They are disgruntled because your deranged pseudoscientific rituals killed their kids. Express some sympathy, wish them well, and move on. Try some good PR for a change.

    Stop pretending you don't have a problem and start pretending to address it. #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @Benny: How is falling down the stairs after wandering around dying from a "pseudoscientific ritaul"? #xenu
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    11/17/09

    @JohnKong: I was referring to the kid who died during purification rundown. I shouldn't have used the plural. #xenu
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