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PS - it's tomorrow morning over here. And this is all over the news. Because Senator Xenophon spoke in Parliament (hence, the 'parliamentary privilege' bit), he can say pretty much anything he likes and be free from defamation prosecution. Our defamation laws are far tighter over here than in the States (freedom of speech laws aren't protected by the lovely amendments you have), and this has discouraged many former Scientologists from speaking out.
On another matter, it's Spring here, for those of you who have trouble with the whole dateline/Southern Hemisphere thingo. Not that this has anything to do with Scientology. #xenu
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Also, we copulate through thought-waves. This latter development is not so great. #xenu
11/17/09
Or maybe that's just Rotorua for you. #xenu
11/17/09
I have heard that all New Zealanders HAVE giant inflatable balls. #xenu
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For those of you unfamiliar with the Haka, see the following, and think about giant balls whilst you watch... #xenu
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I will admit to zorbing, and going to that sheeopodrome thing. But then headed back home to Welly, where the wind might knock you over, but at least it's due to gusts, not stench. #xenu
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All kinds of ironic and Joeys! Because, really, Joeys.
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Also: here, joey joey joey! #xenu
11/17/09
How can you really be upset, though? There's an American real estate agent (Tom Cruise look alike in the photo there) running Scientology. Take all the free swings at us (America in general) that you like. Seriously.
Here, have more Joeys in pouches. Wheee!
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I guess here would be where I'd insert the smiley-face emoticon. But I have a Pavlovian response to emoticons that usuallly results in copious quantities of chunky, bile-filled vomit. So, instead, here's lots of kisses for you and your joeys...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx... #xenu
11/17/09
Yes, poor babies, but good on the Australian gov, for taking care of them. #xenu
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@DevilsAvocadoRedux: Thanks, lovey. Emoticons! Hell noes. Just slit my throat like an Australian bandit why don't ya? Heh.
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Working at that place would be such a sweet job. #xenu
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P.S. The biggest reason we like the "Z" stateside is because, in Scrabble, we get 10 points for using it. Also, there's Zima, every American's favorite elixir. #xenu
11/17/09
We also have a fondness for 'u'. As in 'colour'. #xenu
11/17/09
As for the spelling of favour/favor? I think it would be remiss to ditch the 'u'. Rules are rules. #xenu
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That's right. Mum with a 'u'. #xenu
11/17/09
Another Aussie reference? Back in the day, during an AC/DC concert in my hometown, I reached out and touched Angus Young's left shoe.
I reckoned it made me an honorary Aussie, and I've kept on believing it. #xenu
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'Disgruntled former members'? They are disgruntled because your deranged pseudoscientific rituals killed their kids. Express some sympathy, wish them well, and move on. Try some good PR for a change.
Stop pretending you don't have a problem and start pretending to address it. #xenu
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In the most offensive gesture of all, the S.P. Times refused to accept an offer of an in-person interview with Mr. David Miscavige, the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion.
I know they wanted to write that part in all caps I just know it.
I clicked on the human rights button and no one else should. Ever.
HUMANITARIAN AND SOCIAL PROGRAMS:
The Church of Scientology's Planetary Social Betterment Campaigns
I am going to click:
PECIAL REPORT INSIDE THE S.P. TIMES:
Merchants of Chaos
If I make it out of there I will report my findings #scientology
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Also, it makes me immensely happy to learn that "Scientologists" isn't recognized as a word by my computer. Thank you either Microsoft or Firefox.
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1. Wait until you are laid off.
2. Work for Scientology where they actually beat up their employees.
That said, this sounds like the perfect job for Alessandra Stanley.
Corrections? We don't do corrections! Xenu has guided you to write the truth! #scientology
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I just don't see it. #tomcruise
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Bert Fields will be contacting both of you -- shortly. #tomcruise
11/09/09
Scientific proof. #scientology
11/08/09