Is it... grudging respect for the former president? Hah, that's just what Cheney wants you to feel.
You're so right on with this. Reading the story this morning from my freshly ironed broadsheet, I did feel the slightest glimmer of non-dislike for W, creeping up subconsciously. But I grabbed that glimmer, and strangled it in its crib before it became a notion. Then I called for more coffee.
I'm amazed there wasn't an epic shitstorm of absurd pardons on the way out the door. I still wake up every morning expecting to hear something on the news about pardons for Scooter, Cheney and the entire Republican congressional caucus.
Dick Cheney's epic shittiness sure does reflect well on his former boss! Because nothing makes for fond memories like a regular reminder that our first retarded preznit picked a human bag of dicks to do his dirty work.
Dick Cheney is angry? Most Americans are angry that Dick Cheney isn't in jail. That man has done more damage to our country than anyone in recent memory. I hate him!
Man, life would be so very different if these two "patriots" had sucked it up and gone to Vietnam to be fragged by the soldiers they were trying to get killed the way they were supposed to instead of surviving the 60s Republican-style on deferments and phantom National Guard duty.
I continue to have a serious lawyer girl hard on for Patrick Fitzgerald. I call him "Gerald Fitzpatrick" when I'm speaking in code around the office with other girl lawyers.
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You're so right on with this. Reading the story this morning from my freshly ironed broadsheet, I did feel the slightest glimmer of non-dislike for W, creeping up subconsciously. But I grabbed that glimmer, and strangled it in its crib before it became a notion. Then I called for more coffee.
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Forget baseball metaphors in politics...the most sexist analogies are Star Wars -- or Pink Floyd - refs.
btw, what's a Sith?
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"Sig Heil!"
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[Gun pics essential: [twitpic.com]]
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I'm quite sure it happened long before that.
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Also: Prick Cheney would be a pretty good name for a punk band.
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(SFX - RIFLE SHOT)
(SFX - RUSTLING OF PARDON PAPERS)
(SFX - HALLIBURTON CONTRACTS, THROWN TO THE GROUND)
Oh, Dick!
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