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    Jesus Was Not a Transsexual

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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    I saw Jesus in a tortilla once. She was not pretty. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @RheaPollstry: Did she need her hair done? Her makeup? Her nails? #religion
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: No, no, she was terribly overdone already. #religion
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    11/04/09

    @RheaPollstry: If She was a taco that was overdone, could She restore Herself to fluffy, non-overdone, if She wanted to? #religion
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Mary Magdalene: Jesus Was A Man. Trust. #religion
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/04/09

    @iplaudius: #religion
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Do Scottish male to female transsexuals get a headstart because Scottish men can wear kilts? #religion
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    If you believe that life begins at conception, then you must believe that Jesus is a transsexual, as all fetuses are initially female. #religion
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    Image of Sir Winston Thriller Sir Winston Thriller
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    GOD: I'd rather My son was dead than an transexual! Oh. Nevermind. #religion
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    Image of Sonar Jose Sonar Jose
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Transsexual? That's just crazy talk. Everyone knows Jesus was the only white guy with straight, flowing sandy brown hair ever born in the middle of Palestine in the history of the world, to a mother who was the only woman ever to have her hymen broken outwards. It's right there in all four history books.

    Transsexual ... pssh. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09


    @Sonar Jose: No, no, no, no. Jesus was blond. Duh. There are pictures. #religion
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    God: My Son Is Not A Pervert.

    God: You'd Think That My Reaction Would Be a Bit More Dramatic (and Creative) Than a Bitchy Whine.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/04/09

    @Niko Bellic: Surely God would quote Laurence Oliver from the Neil Diamond version of The Jazz Singer: "I HEF NO SON!!!" #religion
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Another benefit of a transgendered Jesus would be the fabulous update of the Loaves and Fishes miracle, featuring toasted jalapeño bread with capsicum salsa, plus grilled tilapia stuffed with herb-crusted scallops and topped with a basil pesto. #religion
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/04/09

    @AzureTexan: I feel as though there ought to be some miso somewhere in there. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @AzureTexan: And a good white wine. #religion
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    That would be Jesusa in Espanish. #religion
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Good grief. Can't we just put the whole world in a vat of urine and be done with the shock art already? #religion
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    11/04/09

    @ms_priestypants: It's lame, but it will continue to work as long as certain groups make a huge deal out of taking offense to what is probably a very dull play. #religion
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual

    Eh, I like Mega Jesus better #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Jesusina would be kind to poors, and have fabulous parties for anyone who brings a can of food. She told me this in a Vision. #religion
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Brilliant. Hearted. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: She would feed the hungry with Fried Chicken, 3-Bean Salad, and Red Velvet Cake. #religion
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I'm feeling it. Tell me where I can sign up to your cult. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Send checks, cash, money orders and credit card payments. #religion
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Paypal? #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Paypal, US Mail, FedEx Office, Western Union ... #religion
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    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    What really upset the Christian Institutute was when all the gay patrons began genuflecting all over the crowd.
    Hands went up, zips went down and we all had a Merry Christmas. #religion
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