Did you know that Scott Brown—the new star Republican Senator—was accused of harassing a female campaign worker in 1998? We have the documents to prove it. Did the Democrats blow an opportunity to keep their 60th Senate seat?
Scott Brown, Massachusetts Republican and former Cosmo centerfold, is working on a memoir scheduled to hit shelves in 2011. He may be stuck in Teddy Kennedy's old seat, but he'll become the male Sarah Palin, yet. [AP]
Naked Teabagging Senator Scott Brown supports Harry Reid's jobs bill, which is basically a tax credit and a couple bucks for infrastructure, somewhere. Now the crazies are mad at him, and they're taking it out on his Facebook wall.
After his first day at his new job, Scott Brown "stayed true to his truck-driving, everydude persona by doing a shot of Irish whiskey and swilling a Bud Light draft at the Dubliner pub this evening to celebrate his swearing-in."
Scott Brown will be seated immediately upon certification. Al Franken had to wait a week.
Today at Gawker.TV, Fox anchors play with a Scott Brown doll, Conan O'Brien's NBC opinions circa 2006, Today airs a live C-section, Jon Stewart calls out Fox News, and Jim Nantz & Nick Swisher help Barney achieve a "Perfect Week."
The doll, that is! Yes, the Scott Brown Action Figure exists and comes in three varieties: the Executive, the Presidential, and the Cosmopolitan. It sure seems to make Gretchen a little uncomfortable.
Today at Gawker.TV, The View joins in the Scott Brown fever, Arrested Development with a laugh track, Good Day New York Rihanna gaffe, The Cleveland Show's lessons on legalized weed, and The Worst Cooks in America are still crying!
Today Barbara Walters regaled the View ladies with stories about her visit with Senator Scott Brown (R-MA). But when the censors over at ABC deemed his Cosmo spread "too hot for TV," Joy and Sherri let them have it.
Winner of the Massachusetts' Senate Deathrace™ Scott Brown pimped out his daughters on election night after he won. Now, he's using the press from his political win to try to get his daughter Ayla Brown back on American Idol.
Here's something unusual: SNL is actually funny tonight! And with Jon Hamm as host, of course there had to be something about newly-elected senator Scott Brown. According to (Kristen Wiig as) Nancy Pelosi, "Mama like!" Do you? Update: Brown responds.
Jay Leno is known for being middle-of-the-road. But compared to Scott Brown, Leno is a gay hippie communist smoking hash out in weirdo Los Angeles. Brown was on Leno tonight, and he set a new standard for normality.
Did Joe Basel—one of the gentlemen arrested for attempting to bug Senator Mary Landrieu's office—go on a date with one of Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown's daughters? He bragged about it on the Facebook!
As predicted by serious financial journalists, the stock market rallied the day Scott Brown became our new Naked Senator. For like a minute! Then they all crashed. Why did they crash after CNBC promised they wouldn't? Because of Barack Obama!
We have now seen every member of Senator-elect Scott Brown's family in some state of undress. Here's wife Gail Huff in a bikini, coaxing a tube of sunscreen to metaphoric orgasm, in a music video from 1982.
Perhaps the weirdest attack John McCain made against Barack Obama in 2008 was his brief summer campaign charging that Obama was a celebrity. Because Americans, you know, like celebrities. And this year's Republicans have finally learned that lesson.
Animal's Cajun Boy posted this Facebook picture of sexy Scott Brown's sexy daughters (who are apparently available!) and Wonkette's Jim Newell gave it the headline of the day. ("FOUND: A Picture Of Scott Brown Wearing Clothes!") So kudos, you two.
In which a born-and-raised, dyed-in-the-wool Boston liberal (transplanted to New York) tries to make sense of the big old hulking electoral mess that is his home state right now.
With Scott Brown's stunning, come-from-behind victory over the boring lady who hated baseball in Massachusetts, the Democrats must admit defeat. Please welcome our new unstoppable Republican Superminority.
