Today we looked at a young Wisconsin district attorney bravely crusading against sex education, inciting many of you to sex-induced rage. One commenter speculated about what sex with the DA and his ilk might be like in chilling detail.

Crusading Juneau County DA Scott Southworth says he wasn't threatening sex ed teachers, he was just telling them what he could do if they teach the required courses, that's all. But his letter to the school district suggests otherwise.