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    The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk

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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    Good luck to Dennis Hopper. Given his ingestion history, chemo will probably seem like dessert. Seriously, man, get well fast. The world needs your weirdness.
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    Edited by TheBusinessGuy at 11/01/09 2:44 PM TheBusinessGuy was starred TheBusinessGuy was unstarred
    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    There's nothing like weed to keep a relationship going, my wife and I have been hitting the pipe for 23 years. You just can't stay mad at each other after a few good tokes. And no, we're not a couple of burnouts, both professionals with very good jobs. Fire it up!
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    TheBusinessGuy promoted this comment Edited by fuckingoldman at 11/01/09 2:04 PM fuckingoldman was starred fuckingoldman was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/01/09

    @fuckingoldman: Enjoy, as long as you aren't the motorman on my subway or the pilot of my airplane. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    11/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Nope, you're safe! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    Gossip: I went as Foster Kramer last night to many Halloween parties. :) I had my BB, my phone calls, my "OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS..." comments about the gossip, I shared some juicy gossip with kings and queens. Good story, bro. #lindsaylohan
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Cynner was starred Cynner was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/01/09

    @Cynner: BRO. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of TheKenoshaKid TheKenoshaKid
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    Not to defend Michael Lohan or anything, but that whole 'father keeping daugher under house arrest' thing seems to be working out pretty well for Britney Spears. #lindsaylohan
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    ampersandparade promoted this comment TheKenoshaKid was starred TheKenoshaKid was unstarred
    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    11/01/09

    @TheKenoshaKid: Being a successful pop singer also worked out pretty well for Britney, but that's why this and most sorts of things are considered subjective and vary by person. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    11/01/09

    @TheKenoshaKid: The Linds will most likely be dead within a couple of years if she doesn't clean up her act. And since she is over 21, and has no children for the state to be concerned with, it is her constitutional right to OD and die penniless.

    But if she does, I hope BOTH her fucking parents are forced to share a one bedroom in Trenton.

    With each other.
    For the rest of their lives. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    Can we officially stop using the prefix "man-" or "bro-"? As though these things are some how different when men do them. It's cutesy and, frankly, more than annoying. Glassman's "mantrums" has pushed me over the edge on this issue. #lindsaylohan
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    ShawnP promoted this comment merc6point9 was starred merc6point9 was unstarred
    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/01/09

    @merc6point9: I second that e-brotion. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of alboy2 alboy2
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    Never mind her thousand-yard stare, meeting your date's father, and he's effing Clint Eastwood?? I'd pee my pants... #lindsaylohan
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment alboy2 was starred alboy2 was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/01/09

    @alboy2: Touche. Clint Eastwood is every high school boyfriend's Worst Parent Scenario. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    WIG! Meth was surprising, but wig has completely blown my mind. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/01/09

    @hortense: OMG, right?! WIG. Definitely wig. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
    They need Nene on the job #lindsaylohan
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/01/09

    @adiam7: Well NeNe is actually one of the few people more annoying than Michael Lohan. But then again it's probably a draw. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of taco-flavored-kisses taco-flavored-kisses
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    "...encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again."

    ..Because nothing should entice you to cast LiLo in your project more than being part of a staged "reality" process of doing so...
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    May I just say, after a very disappointing season of Degrassi, I was very pleased with Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, although watching Jason Mewes behave like an actual human is even more disconcerting than I ever imagined it would be.
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    Image of Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach
    08/27/09

    @DahlELama: I was curious about the mmovie. That show really went downhill for awhile. Glad to know it is on a triumphant upturn!
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    DahlELama promoted this comment Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach was starred Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/27/09

    @Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: Well the movie totally centered around all the good people who are no longer on the show, so that helps. Craig+Ellie 4eva, yo.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    I've always found Anne Heche to be incredibly sexy. Her being a psycho bitch does nothing but increase my desire.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    08/27/09

    @FaceMelter: Amen.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/27/09

    @FaceMelter: I've also think she's hot and would be an entertaining night or week, but I don't know that I'd want to be there, when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed. (see Lorena Bobbitt)
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/27/09

    @FaceMelter: Crazy person sex is the best sex. But it does come with drawbacks. Namely, the crazy.
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    Image of Cory Cory
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    So basically Lindsay Lohan is looking to become Valerie Cherish.
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    Image of WhiteMan'sBourbon WhiteMan'sBourbon
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    Well, why not? Lindsay's smart, talented, and has her act together. Oh wait, I was thinking of an alternate-reality show.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    08/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
    Paulina ain't dumb!!!!

    PS. This clip is fuckin' HILARIOUS.
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