Good luck to Dennis Hopper. Given his ingestion history, chemo will probably seem like dessert. Seriously, man, get well fast. The world needs your weirdness.
There's nothing like weed to keep a relationship going, my wife and I have been hitting the pipe for 23 years. You just can't stay mad at each other after a few good tokes. And no, we're not a couple of burnouts, both professionals with very good jobs. Fire it up!
Gossip: I went as Foster Kramer last night to many Halloween parties. :) I had my BB, my phone calls, my "OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS..." comments about the gossip, I shared some juicy gossip with kings and queens. Good story, bro. #lindsaylohan
Not to defend Michael Lohan or anything, but that whole 'father keeping daugher under house arrest' thing seems to be working out pretty well for Britney Spears. #lindsaylohan
@TheKenoshaKid: Being a successful pop singer also worked out pretty well for Britney, but that's why this and most sorts of things are considered subjective and vary by person. #lindsaylohan
@TheKenoshaKid: The Linds will most likely be dead within a couple of years if she doesn't clean up her act. And since she is over 21, and has no children for the state to be concerned with, it is her constitutional right to OD and die penniless.
But if she does, I hope BOTH her fucking parents are forced to share a one bedroom in Trenton.
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Can we officially stop using the prefix "man-" or "bro-"? As though these things are some how different when men do them. It's cutesy and, frankly, more than annoying. Glassman's "mantrums" has pushed me over the edge on this issue. #lindsaylohan
May I just say, after a very disappointing season of Degrassi, I was very pleased with Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, although watching Jason Mewes behave like an actual human is even more disconcerting than I ever imagined it would be.
@Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: Well the movie totally centered around all the good people who are no longer on the show, so that helps. Craig+Ellie 4eva, yo.
@FaceMelter: I've also think she's hot and would be an entertaining night or week, but I don't know that I'd want to be there, when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed. (see Lorena Bobbitt)
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But if she does, I hope BOTH her fucking parents are forced to share a one bedroom in Trenton.
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..Because nothing should entice you to cast LiLo in your project more than being part of a staged "reality" process of doing so...
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PS. This clip is fuckin' HILARIOUS.