Which One of My Asshole Cousins Messed Up Hillary Clinton's Dad's Grave
Did you knock over Hillary Clinton's dad's tombstone, you Scranton shit?
America's Ugliest Accent Has Come Down to Pittsburgh vs. Scranton
The people have spoken, and, damn, they sound terrible.
America's Ugliest Accent: Scranton vs. Tallahassee, NYC vs. Providence
The quarterfinals of Gawker's America's Ugliest Accent tournament continue today, right here. Who's worse: Scranton or Tallahassee? Which is uglier, New York or Providence? Vote here!
Man Arrested After Butt-Dialing 911 During Meeting with Drug Dealer
Justin Kryzanowski of Scranton, Pennsylvania, was hoist with his own cellphone yesterday after he accidentally butt-dialed the police during a meeting with his drug dealer.
Scranton Is America's Most Financially Fucked City
Sure, it's true, cities and counties from Alabama to California have given up and declared bankruptcy due to this ongoing Recesssion of Doom. Hell, San Bernardino just declared bankruptcy yesterday. But those cities are quitters. They've taken themselves out of contention, the losers. For an American city that is…
Fox News Reporter: Whose Idea It Was To Give Pennsylvania The Vote, Anyway?
Oh, MAN, I had to watch this like three times to believe it: Fox News sent a reporter to Joe Biden's hometown of Scranton today for a story on how Pennsylvania is a "battleground" state. It is not, of course, but you can prove anything on cable news with enough - which is to say, "scant" - anecdotal evidence. So the…
