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    Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    Agreed, this looks like a 12-year old Twilight fan saw Teeth, missed the point, and was hired to rewrite it.


    Speaking of Teeth, here's a fun party trick: Put the movie on with a group and watch everyone laugh/squeal, etc. If anyone arrives late, just before they walk in rewind to the makeout scene at the lake, then tell them the move is called Young Love.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    "From the mind of Diablo Cody"


    That's fucking grim.

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/06/09

    @BookishLookish: That was the scariest part of the trailer, agreed.
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    Image of atlasspanked atlasspanked
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    Three observations:


    1) Juno hate is always justified because the movie sucked. Gigantically.


    2) Megan Fox ripping sounds like jealousy...which is understandable given the gross genetic inequality most of us are forced to live under.


    3) There is no such thing as alt culture except in the mind of altsters. It's just generational marketing targeted toward ones' inflated sense of individualism - even if your name's Diablo and you once pole-danced.


    'You're not your fuckin' khakis'.


    So wake me up if Cody makes something better than Fight Club. Until then I'm surfing for MF web shots.

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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    07/06/09

    @atlasspanked: I'm not on the Megan Fox hate bandwagon but, surely you know that her looks are anything but genetic. Plastic surgery took care of her nose and breasts while frequent Restalyne visits keep the lips plump.


    I do agree with your third point though, so you got that going for you...which is nice.

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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/06/09

    @atlasspanked: ahahaha you just brought up fight club apropos of nothing on the internet, good job bro.
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    Image of BBooms BBooms
    07/06/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Or, maybe, she's just really fucking hot. How do you know she's had her nose and boobs done? And the lips thing? 23 year olds don't need to get their lips done.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    07/06/09

    @BBooms: are you serious?
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    They found pieces of Megan's careeeeeeer
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    Image of good_times good_times
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    Megan Fox is so dirty hot. I think I love her.
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    Image of Jackiewsu Jackiewsu
    07/06/09

    @good_times: That she is. She looks like a porn star that they let work in real hollywood movies.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/06/09

    @Jackiewsu: Only not as hot as that porn star that was recently in the real hollywood movie about hooking.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    07/06/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Disagree. Megan Fox is way hotter than Sasha "Eyebrows" Grey.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    That was highly disappointing for a red band trailer. What's the point of red banding it if you're not going to, you know, *use* that designation to its fullest?


    It's kind of like asking for your film to get an X rating because it's got a shot of a dong in it.

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    Image of LeeMarvinsPants LeeMarvinsPants
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    The Juno hate reads like envy. Just so you know...
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    07/06/09

    @DannyNoonan: Well good, because it totally is. Envy that Cody has become a millionaire Oscar winner for writing a lame derivative mixtape.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/06/09

    @Richard Lawson: I look forward to your memoir, LolCait:Up From Commenter.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    07/06/09

    @DannyNoonan:


    I liked Juno when it was an animated series on MTV called Daria.


    Or when it was known as a standup comedian named Janeane Garafalo.

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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/06/09

    @Richard Lawson: Not to mention a bunch of right-wing propaganda masquerading as liberal open-mindedness.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @badasscat: yep, Badass. Well put.


    T-RO, I actually like some of Cody's snappy writing and the performances in Juno were quite good, but the fact that they cuted up a teen pregnancy and then the teen spent all of 2 minutes "deciding" what she would do with the fertilized egg, just smacked of anti-choice nonsense to me.

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    Image of GooberSaysHey GooberSaysHey
    07/06/09

    @DannyNoonan: I love when commenters go right to accusing anyone of not liking something/someone as being jealous. That's like the asshole guy at a party that thinks all the women who won't go home with him are lesbians.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/06/09

    @GooberSaysHey: yeah but we ARE lesbians.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/06/09

    @Ken Green: DARIA GOT PREGNANT? I must have missed that episode.
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    07/06/09

    @Ken Green: THANK YOU! I've been calling the damn thing 'Daria gets Knocked Up' since it came out. How people decided it was "fresh" is beyond me.
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    Image of Lulupasternak Lulupasternak
    07/06/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: But if the character had had an abortion, the movie would have been 15 minutes long. The character isn't you, or your pals. It's fiction. Get over it.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @Lulupasternak: I'm not over it. Yeah, I'm jaded. It's the zeitgeist now where it would be very hard to make a movie like this about abortion. It's not the movie per se. It's the creeping anti-choiceism that has swallowed this country whole. And a grudging kudos to those church ladies (and men). They have done a swell job of demonizing this, a most personal choice. And now, along comes dear Juno and presto: they are cool, hip and ironic.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    Parts of the clip make my loins "oddly intrigued" as well.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    Thoughts:


    1. Juno, the movie, must always die.


    2. I'm starting to love Megan Fox. She's gorgeous, irreverant and she dissed on Michael Bay!


    3. Let's hope the title reference is from the awesome Hole record, and not some backwater, strummy indie band of the kind that made up the irritating Juno soundtrack.

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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    07/06/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I concur. She's like Angelina Jolie, minus the embarrassing public attempts at social consciousness.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @power_stroke: I can hang with Jolie and her global activism. I like that she has adopted. What's unfortunate are her movies and the fact that in interviews she and Brad continue to say that they want more natural babies. Stop, already.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    I'll give it a chance, for Amanda Seyfried, but at the first sight of a burger phone I'm burning the place down. (Hollywood, I mean.)
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @Colonel Mustard: but, but...a burger phone says SO MUCH. It's all you need to know about that character, right there in the burger phone.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/06/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: The sad thing is, you are absolutely correct — the burger phone says everything you need to know about Juno.


    And then the movie goes on for another hour and a half.


    @DahlELama: I might also still have a thing for Adam Brody, but I'm not admitted anything.

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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @Colonel Mustard: and...Burger Phone Girls CHOOSE LIFE.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jennifer's Body: Another Diablo Cody Horror Movie
    I'm in only if Megan Fox eats Juno.
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