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    Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    I'd pay more than $200 to hang out with that baby walrus ..... does that make me a pedophile?
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    07/09/09

    @CherriSpryte: They're so cute and cuddly, so desperate for affection, despite having kinda ugly faces and when they call for Mama it sounds like they're burping.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Well, when you're jonesing for a mackerel you'll do all sorts of crazy shit.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    This reminds me of the unfortunate Dolphin blowjob clip I had to watch... twice.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Well thank god they're finally just giving happy endings. The massage was always TERRIBLE. And fishy.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Sounds better than the venus fly trap happy endings they're offering at the botanical gardens.
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Countdown till one bites off a person's face.
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    Edited by Richard Blakeley at 07/09/09 1:24 PM Richard Blakeley was starred Richard Blakeley was unstarred
    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    oh honey, that is nothing. the aquarium had half-naked "mermaids" swimming with the sea lions just a few weeks ago. once they started cavorting with hipster mermaid parade weirdos, there was no turning back. i just pray that the WCS doesn't inflict this kind of loose life on the baby otters.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Meanwhile, the walruses will sing you a specific Beatles song for a fiver.
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    Image of blix blix
    07/09/09

    @Aaron Altman: Sealed with a kiss.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    "Can I just go straight to the kiss for $25?"
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Nothing's worse than a bad flipper job, though.
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    Image of OldManRiver OldManRiver
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    Can you pick which gender you want to kiss? See that fool on fux news in the morn was right, we are starting to blend species. I'm moving to Finland
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/09/09

    @OldManRiver: I am conducting scientific experiments on your comment. Do not be alarmed.
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    Image of OldManRiver OldManRiver
    07/09/09

    Not alarmed, but slightly aroused
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    How much for a Dirty Dolphin? Can I get the full Marine Mammal Experience?
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    07/09/09

    In reply to Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution
    You don't want to know where Waldo has been....
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    Edited by Housebroken(mostly) at 07/09/09 1:04 PM Housebroken(mostly) was starred Housebroken(mostly) was unstarred
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