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    Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    Holy shit, if I were Brooke Shields, I would go after those reporters with weaponry.


    They must have been either British, or PBS fans, because they stole the idea from Helen Mirren's Prime Suspect: Scent of Darkness. Our Helen, however, was trying to solve a murder when she wheeled the suspect's mom out of the home. These guys were just leeches with big balls.

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    Image of KidPresentable KidPresentable
    05/16/09

    @unclevanya: Holy shit, someone with a Prime Suspect reference! Wheel the old bat down to the pier, that's what I'd like to do. George is a good boy, that one.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    05/16/09

    @KidPresentable: Gardenia!!!
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    Image of spotted-dog spotted-dog
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    how do you pronounce bensimon?
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    05/16/09

    @spotted-dog: Ben-SEE-mon. Like if you knew a guy named Benjamin and wanted his semen.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    I have a few plastic surgery questions:


    1. Why is it that people who have had extensive face work done appear so shiny? Does the high shine prevent the person from realizing that they are wearing a flesh mask?


    2. Can one request breasts that appear to be focusing on two separate points? Did Ms. Bensimon tell her doctor, "I want them high, really high, of course, but like the eyes of an iguana, one eye wandering the forest floor while the other searches the treeline above."

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/16/09

    @Private Hangnail:


    1. Sometimes in the show her face is also like super duper flushed and I think it's because she's just had one of those chemical facial peels. But speaking of a flesh mask, I find it legitimately hard to look at Bethenny without seeing all the way through to her skull.


    2. "Oh that? Yeah, I have a lazy nipple."

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    I only knew her through the pages of Vogue etc and I thought she was a beautiful delicate rich perfect classy flower.


    Now through the magic that is Bravo I know that she's just a dumb 6'6 man.


    Also, I feel bad when they show her daughters because you know she's the type of mom who probably totally favors the cuter one.


    ALSO, can Victoria de Lesseps please get her own spinoff!?!?

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    "Sports bar meets country club." In other words, HELL ON EARTH.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/30/09

    @Lizawithazee: Unless you like sports bars and country clubs, then it's pretty good.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: Get thee behind me, Satan!
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/30/09

    @Lizawithazee: I like the sound of that. Do you look like the young Liza or the today Liza?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: From the front, or from the back?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: A sports bar / yacht club might do better. For me, at least.


    Respectfully yours -


    Commodore Round o' Shots.

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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    That outfit was the product of his first attempt to distract Martin Brodeur.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/30/09

    @Clarence Rosario: As unsuccessful as his fashion career.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    He couldn't afford the rest of his trousers?
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    I was just thinking, where are all the sports bars in Manhattan? Can't I find one lousy flat screen TV in this town?
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    Image of SuchAwfulPoetry SuchAwfulPoetry
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    Why is his outfit all metrosexual safari?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/30/09

    @SuchAwfulPoetry: He plays hockey for a living. Be grateful he even knows how to put pants on right.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/30/09

    @SuchAwfulPoetry: I had thought it was part of Anna Wintour's intern hazing ritual. But you may be right. He could be on a sex panther expedition.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    Now those are some shorts that I can get behind!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/29/09

    In reply to Sean Avery's Vogue Movie Has a Title
    That's really Sean Avery? It must have been one HELL of a rough year for him.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/29/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns):


    Yeah, here he is less than a year ago. Sorta on the hot side.


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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/30/09

    @phlox✔: I'll tak 6 8x10 glossies and an even dozen wallet size.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/29/09

    In reply to Sean Avery's Vogue Movie Has a Title
    For the movie, I'd have gone with Bitchslap Shot.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/29/09

    @Kid Twist: Got Wood?
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    I'll pet Jen's schnauser any day..
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    Estimation of praise must await the comparison. Like in Doonesbury's report of how Kissinger had one of the great biographies of the year that year ... pause ... his and Eddie Fisher's. Dogs should not be pleased to be ranked just ahead of the purveyors of 90% of the felonious assaults on the planet, plus golf.


    There was once a very notorious experimentalist who had tried up close and physical bonds with any number of critters of varying species, and when asked which was best, his reply: "Oh, women ... but mules are good, too."

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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    01/05/09

    In reply to Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
    I'm sorry but the Aniston dog comment is fucking true. And if any of you don't believe it, my barren shrieking womb begs to differ, and my pugs beg to hump your leg.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/05/09

    @Unfun: we missed your dulcet tones this weekend. they were sorely needed.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    01/05/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: I've been called many, many things, and dulcet is not one of them. It feels strange and oddly titillating.
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