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WeepyVP JoeAnd he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
10/30/09
WeepyVP JoeEither this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.
Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeThat being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
#joebiden
05/16/09
They must have been either British, or PBS fans, because they stole the idea from Helen Mirren's Prime Suspect: Scent of Darkness. Our Helen, however, was trying to solve a murder when she wheeled the suspect's mom out of the home. These guys were just leeches with big balls.
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1. Why is it that people who have had extensive face work done appear so shiny? Does the high shine prevent the person from realizing that they are wearing a flesh mask?
2. Can one request breasts that appear to be focusing on two separate points? Did Ms. Bensimon tell her doctor, "I want them high, really high, of course, but like the eyes of an iguana, one eye wandering the forest floor while the other searches the treeline above."
05/16/09
1. Sometimes in the show her face is also like super duper flushed and I think it's because she's just had one of those chemical facial peels. But speaking of a flesh mask, I find it legitimately hard to look at Bethenny without seeing all the way through to her skull.
2. "Oh that? Yeah, I have a lazy nipple."
05/16/09
Now through the magic that is Bravo I know that she's just a dumb 6'6 man.
Also, I feel bad when they show her daughters because you know she's the type of mom who probably totally favors the cuter one.
ALSO, can Victoria de Lesseps please get her own spinoff!?!?
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Respectfully yours -
Commodore Round o' Shots.
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