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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    So, those two normal people got to meet both Bobcat Goldthwait and Dean Cain? Cool.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    I think they were trying to do something that was a little less mainstream


    Does Bobcat Goldthwait realize that that commercial was utterly, totally mainstream? It was a silly, predictable joke based on a single tired premise you could see coming at you from miles away like a forest fire.


    It was basically every episode of Two and a Half Men, but with puke.

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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: But isn't puke already in a regular episode of Two and a Half Men? Oh, no, that's Charlie Sheen's ego.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    Aw Jesus. Why, Dean Cain, why?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    @Wrapitup: I think he ate Lois.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    ....or you can continue to use Google's incognito window, like you've been doing for months.
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    Image of Mike_Hartley Mike_Hartley
    07/02/09

    @uncivily obedient: Not if you're on a mac because Google are losers.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Mike_Hartley: But if you're on the mac, you're using Safari's private browing anyway.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    Holy shit, if I were Brooke Shields, I would go after those reporters with weaponry.


    They must have been either British, or PBS fans, because they stole the idea from Helen Mirren's Prime Suspect: Scent of Darkness. Our Helen, however, was trying to solve a murder when she wheeled the suspect's mom out of the home. These guys were just leeches with big balls.

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    Image of KidPresentable KidPresentable
    05/16/09

    @unclevanya: Holy shit, someone with a Prime Suspect reference! Wheel the old bat down to the pier, that's what I'd like to do. George is a good boy, that one.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    05/16/09

    @KidPresentable: Gardenia!!!
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    Image of spotted-dog spotted-dog
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    how do you pronounce bensimon?
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    05/16/09

    @spotted-dog: Ben-SEE-mon. Like if you knew a guy named Benjamin and wanted his semen.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    I have a few plastic surgery questions:


    1. Why is it that people who have had extensive face work done appear so shiny? Does the high shine prevent the person from realizing that they are wearing a flesh mask?


    2. Can one request breasts that appear to be focusing on two separate points? Did Ms. Bensimon tell her doctor, "I want them high, really high, of course, but like the eyes of an iguana, one eye wandering the forest floor while the other searches the treeline above."

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/16/09

    @Private Hangnail:


    1. Sometimes in the show her face is also like super duper flushed and I think it's because she's just had one of those chemical facial peels. But speaking of a flesh mask, I find it legitimately hard to look at Bethenny without seeing all the way through to her skull.


    2. "Oh that? Yeah, I have a lazy nipple."

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/16/09

    In reply to Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
    I only knew her through the pages of Vogue etc and I thought she was a beautiful delicate rich perfect classy flower.


    Now through the magic that is Bravo I know that she's just a dumb 6'6 man.


    Also, I feel bad when they show her daughters because you know she's the type of mom who probably totally favors the cuter one.


    ALSO, can Victoria de Lesseps please get her own spinoff!?!?

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/19/09

    In reply to The Huffington Post Has An iPhone App
    Yeah, i've already downloaded it. As far as interfaces go, it's every bit as annoying and cumbersome as HuffPo's main webpage.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    In reply to The Huffington Post Has An iPhone App
    Meh, the Times probably swiped it from somewhere else already anyway. Newspapers aren't known for their originality.
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    Image of Worst Spelling Ever Worst Spelling Ever
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: Shh. Everything posted here is from someplace else.


    I come here for two reasons.


    1) To hear you and Aaron and the rest's commentary on it.


    2) Put my dick mittens on Ryan Tate.


    So fuck where the news comes from. Bring on your noise and your funk.

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: Your dick has more than one mitten? I'd advise Ryan to steer clear; unless, of course, he's into that sort of thing.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: what are dick mittens, and why does your dick, in particular, need such mittens?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    04/19/09

    @Hydroceph: To keep the rest of us safe.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    "Sports bar meets country club." In other words, HELL ON EARTH.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/30/09

    @Lizawithazee: Unless you like sports bars and country clubs, then it's pretty good.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: Get thee behind me, Satan!
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/30/09

    @Lizawithazee: I like the sound of that. Do you look like the young Liza or the today Liza?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: From the front, or from the back?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: A sports bar / yacht club might do better. For me, at least.


    Respectfully yours -


    Commodore Round o' Shots.

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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    That outfit was the product of his first attempt to distract Martin Brodeur.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/30/09

    @Clarence Rosario: As unsuccessful as his fashion career.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    He couldn't afford the rest of his trousers?
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    I was just thinking, where are all the sports bars in Manhattan? Can't I find one lousy flat screen TV in this town?
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    Image of SuchAwfulPoetry SuchAwfulPoetry
    03/30/09

    In reply to Sean Avery to Be Owner of Club, Not Bouncer or Interior Designer
    Why is his outfit all metrosexual safari?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/30/09

    @SuchAwfulPoetry: He plays hockey for a living. Be grateful he even knows how to put pants on right.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/30/09

    @SuchAwfulPoetry: I had thought it was part of Anna Wintour's intern hazing ritual. But you may be right. He could be on a sex panther expedition.
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