There Isn't a Grave Big Enough for John Lennon to Spin Around In

When kids today grow up and teach them about The Beatles, they'll see John Lennon's face and say "He's from that Citroën commercial!" A weak Twitter defense of this commercial from Sean Lennon makes this even more inexcusable. Unreal.
Causing a Row
[Kelly Osbourne, an unnamed friend, Charlotte Kemp Muhl, and Sean Lennon look like a bunch of sit-com extras in the front row at the Michael Angel show in Bryant Park today. Image via Getty]
Kids of Death
[Sean Lennon escorts his corpse bride Charlotte Kemp Muhl to the Hermes show in Paris yesterday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Happy Birthday
Sean Lennon turns 34 today. Sharon Osbourne is turning 57. Newly retired pro golfer Annika Sörenstam is 39. Former Senator Trent Lott is turning 68. Director Guillermo del Toro turns 45. Tony Shalhoub is 56. Jackson Browne is 61. John O'Hurley of Seinfeld and Dancing with the Stars is 55. Actor Brandon Routh is…
Spotted
Renee Zellweger walking through JFK to catch a flight to Spain with Bradley Cooper... Mickey Rourke walking in the West Village ... Michelle Williams getting ice cream with daughter Matilda Rose at Blue Marble in Brooklyn ... Julia Roberts on the set of Eat, Pray, Love set in Brooklyn ... Famke Janssen eating outside…
Sean Lennon: 76 Mercer Street
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] July 30 @ 8pm Saw Sean Lennon walking through the John Lennon exhibit at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Annex. He was with whatever pretty girl he's dating now.
Spring Fashion Week, with Michelle Obama's New Wardrobe
Fashion Week is going strong at Bryant Park. Do you wish you were there? No, me neither. But here are some pictures, in case you're curious. Lots of skinny blonde girls, plus Michelle Obama's designer!
Spotted
Keri Russell shopping for home furnishings in the East Village ... Peter Dinklage walking downtown... Michelle Williams crossing a Midtown parking lot, coffee cup in hand ... John Mayer arriving at JFK ... Sean Lennon walking in the East Village ... Gretchen Mol playing with her son on the set of her new movie in the…
Spotted
Liev Schreiber carrying son Alexander on his back in NoHo ... Sean Lennon taking a walk ... Agyness Deyn carrying two cups of coffee in the East Village ... Andy Dick arriving at JFK ... Naomi Campbell smiling for photographers ... Natasha Bedingfield getting into a limo outside her hotel ... Jennifer Connelly and …
Happy Birthday
Bobby Flay turns 44 today. You can wish him a happy birthday in person: He'll be the featured attraction at the NYC Wine & Food Festival event this evening at Chelsea Market. Also celebrating: Sean Lennon is 33. Trent Lott turns 67. Sharon Osbourne is turning 56. Pro golfer Annika Sörenstam is 38. Actor John O'Hurley…
Martha Stewart Cutting Costs, DJ AM Recovering
♦ Martha Stewart has been busy wielding the ax. First she fired one of her show's directors; now she's cut her longtime hairstylist/makeup artist, allegedly because the staffer was spending too much on makeup and hair dye. [P6]
♦ The doctor who has been treating DJ AM and Travis Barker since their plane crash on…
Alumni Report: Dalton Edition
Dalton was in the news last week when it was revealed that not a single graduating senior had landed a spot at Harvard. According to Page Six magazine, at Dalton's graduation ceremony last month, "one mom was heard muttering, 'I won't send my grandchildren here, that's for sure.'" Fret not, Dalton parents! A long…
Lennon/Ono Collaborations Never Yielded Success
[Musician Sean Lennon, son of Beatle John, outside the Waverly Inn last night; image via WENN]
Sean Lennon
The son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, Sean is a musician, visual artist, and occasional tabloid staple, famous for his relationship with fellow wounded celebrity scion Bijou Phillips.
Yoko Ono's Proposed 'Day of Healing' Doesn't Go Exactly As Planned
Remember back on November 26th, when Yoko Ono took out a $42,000 full-page ad in the Times proposing that December 8, the anniversary of her murdered husband John Lennon's death, be deemed an official day of forgiveness and apology? "Every year, let's make December 8th the day to ask for forgiveness from those who…
Sean Lennon Refuses to Namedrop
Fourth most frequently spotted Gawker Stalkee (after Chris Noth) Sean Lennon, whose new album features cameos from Lindsay Lohan, Devon Aoki, Asia Argento, Jordana Brewster and Carrie Fisher — not to mention fellow boomer-icon offspring Harper Simon and Bijou Phillips — is a stalwart when it comes to refusing to use…
Gossip roundup
· The producer and director of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's upcoming movie, Tough Love got into a shouting match blaming each other after test audiences didn't like it, in an apparent refusal to believe that the movie just plain sucked. Affleck broke them up. [Page Six]
· Hipster celeb fight: Page Six reports…
