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    Image of flugennock flugennock
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really

    I love that foto; it really sums up the whole Teabagger status overall.

    In fact, the overall composition of the foto, the look on Hoffman's face in it, is begging for a little creative touchup, so I've decided to -- in Lt. Raine's words -- "oblige him."
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    11/19/09

    @flugennock: Sorry, it doesn't work. I can almost tell that the other side of the sign has a WIN on the green background.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/19/09

    @Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: But Conservatives would never use both sides of a placard since it cuts the odds of saving a Spotted Owl in half.
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    11/19/09

    @Trai_Dep: Thanks, I really needed a good laugh at the office.
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    Image of Ben Frazier Ben Frazier
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
    Whatever, dude. Just please get a new headshot to submit to the papers during this post-election ridiculousness. That one that you ran during the election -- holy shit, your teeth are disgusting.
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    Image of AliHajiSheik AliHajiSheik
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
    that guy has serial killer face.
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    11/19/09

    @AliHajiSheik: He also looks a LOT like Charlie McCarthy. If there is anything creepier than a ventriloquist's dummy, it is a dude who looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/19/09

    @AliHajiSheik: Clearly, attractiveness is only a requirement for the female politicians in the Republican Party.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
    This fellow is what we'd call a wet end back where I grew up. Which just happens to be Upstate New York.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
    Way to waste your constituents' time and money, Doug.

    Hmm, on second thought, go for it.
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    11/19/09

    @seyswho: His constituents? Certainly you can't be referring to the people in New York's 23rd district, whose desires can't possibly be represented by Hoffman, due to the fact that he's a carpetbagger.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/19/09

    @skt.smth: Well, I was trying to think of another word to use but couldn't find the proper way to say "morons who voted for him" without sounding petulant. I guessed people could figure out what I meant. Thanks for the nitpicky lecture though, I always enjoy those so very much!
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    Yo bro, if you don't want a 7th, try not to raw-dog it so much!
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"

    Six pregnancy scare, eh Adrian?

    <== My friend here would like a quick word. #jonstewart
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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    How does a half asian man get pregnant? #jonstewart
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    Image of Jim Topoleski Jim Topoleski
    11/13/09

    @Alaska Miller: havent seen Hentai huh? #jonstewart
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    11/13/09

    @Jim Topoleski: is an octopus involved? #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    Half-dozen pregnancy scares? I thought all you Gawker types were flaming homosexuals. Hmm. I've got process this new information. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @senatormayer: I think that's what was so terrifying about the pregnancy scares--he almost impregnated another man. #jonstewart
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/13/09

    @autoclavicle: I can see why Denton hired him, then. Best to have the mutants on your side. #jonstewart
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    Image of limber limber
    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    He's eating the pancake-wrapped sausage-on-a-stick, dipped in baconnaise! And the flowers shrivel! And the bear offs itself!

    What's that thing he's carrying when he comes in? It looks like a kid's toy bugle or something. #jonstewart
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/13/09

    @limber: It's some kind of toy gun and I belive it was sitting on the couch cushion. He merely moved it so he wouldn't sit on it. I think. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    All right, I have tried to say something coherent here but once the stuffed monkey killed itself, I lost touch with reality.

    A-fucking-mazing. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @Rose_Selavy_pppffth: jon was too busy curled up in the fetal position to see the warning signs. Shame really. #jonstewart
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    What a lame attempt to generate controversy. #seanhannity
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    Image of LoveHandles LoveHandles
    11/12/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: I think you missed the humor of this post? #seanhannity
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    Image of BaldwinPeriphetes BaldwinPeriphetes
    11/12/09

    @LoveHandles: I think the writer missed the humor of this post.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    The only solution to Mr. Chen's dilemma where Stewart and Hannity are equal parts of a big, evil corporate pie is to drop out altogether and not consume any media of any form remotely linked to big, evil corporations.

    To do that I'd have to be a smug-crunchie living on an organic farm in Vermont bragging about how I don't watch TV and get all my "indie" news from rinky dink anti-neoliberal websites run by Zapatista sympathizers at California liberal arts colleges.

    And I really don't want to be that person. #seanhannity
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    What's sad to me is that things have decayed to such an extent that the thought that somebody (especially when that somebody is in the media) might actually be doing something right, might actually be speaking truth to power because they believe it to be a right thing, that they are really nothing more than half of some serio-comic conspiracy to make us believe it is so.

    Call me naive but I do believe Stewart is the real deal. Unequivocally so. I think on some level he is still incredulous over the tantric mindfuck that his show has filled the void that the "legitimate media" use to hold. What started out as a comedy show has become something else due to factors no one could have foreseen. It's like going to a Halloween party dressed as a cop and when an emergency arises being pressed into duty because the powers that be have failed to show up.

    As for Hannity, the dickless wonder did what all of these fatuous shitheels do: when he is exposed as the rank hack that he is he just gives that smug shrug of his shoulders and says "Hey, what's the big deal?" Then in a brazen attempt to embarrass the people that have exposed him, he thanks them for watching, as if that was the plan all along.

    In antiquity he would have been left on the side of a mountain and we would have rained stones own on his sorry ass.

    Here's to the good old days. #seanhannity
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/12/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Beauty. #seanhannity
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/12/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: It's like you read my mind and make the things inside better and prettier. #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Dear Cunning, (words I never thought I would type into a computer that was traceable) Thanks for your kind (if not cunning) words. Given your moniker, I am honored... #seanhannity
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    Image of BoKnowsMagic BoKnowsMagic
    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    "He was also sending a winking, smartass shout-out to everyone who tuned in tonight solely for the satisfaction of seeing him eat crow."

    Because the crow-eating was announced beforehand? or because Daily Show fans were watching, prepared to watch maybe for evenings on end, in the vain hope of a crow-eating?

    The Daily Show sifts shows like Hannity's for gotcha and comedy nuggets so we don't have to. Life is short. I'd watch that shit if it were my job--gladly, in fact (the Daily Show can pm me with an offer)--but it's not. I'm fine with the highlights, as, I suspect, are most of the people indicted here for some weird complicity in that Hannity smugness that at least I woudn't have seen if you hadn't posted it.

    Thanks, Gawker readers, for tuning in. #seanhannity
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