Police in New Jersey today arrested a man who surreptitiously climbed Seaside Heights' submerged Jet Star Roller Coaster, and planted an American flag at the top.

The cast members of Jersey Shore are putting aside their hair products and spray-on tan to give something back to the town that gave them everything.

Yesterday New Jersey governor Chris Christie once again talked shit about the cast of Jersey Shore and said he wants New York to "take them back." He really needs to shut up about this.

Last week, a fair near Allentown, Pennsylvania grabbed some attention for its "Alien Attack" shooting-gallery game, where one could shoot at Barack Obama's likeness. The game was pulled. But there's still a similar game on the Jersey Shore boardwalk!

[Role model and Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is carted off by the police for disorderly conduct today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Don't worry, JWOWW's on her way to post bail. Image via INF]

TMZ reports that Jersey Shore guidette Snooki was just arrested on the beach in Seaside Heights for "disorderly conduct." When is she ever orderly? Details are still sketchy, but we already have our "Free Snooki" T-shirts made.

Back when Jersey Shore first started, it was met by protests from the local tourist board. We suggested residents of Seaside Heights embrace their new image. Well, they have, and it's gone horrifically awry.

Thanks to MTV's guido drama Jersey Shore, business in the town of Seaside Heights, NJ is gearing up for a record-breaking summer. All that talk about how bad the show is for the shore's image? Fuggedaboutit.

The lovely gentleman punching Jersey Shore guidette Snooki in the viral video clip has been ID'd: he's a gym teacher in Queens. This could end no other way.