My girlfriend in high school tried to claim that she was cheating with a select group of buddies, not every opposing midfielder in baseball. But I wised up.
The press skewers him for both minor and major offenses. Everything he does is so overblown by the press that it's impossible to judge their stories.
And where are the press clamoring for why the other 103 names weren't released? Oh yeah, because Arod's (and only Arods) name was leaked so he's the big deal.
@SanjivaniChrysippus: Yes, hating a straight guy for being an asshole and a cheater, in all senses of the word, is clearly homophobia, if you completely redefine the word homophobia to mean hating ARod.
Everytime you think that A-Rod has really bottomed out and can't do anything to make himself less likeable - he does. Not only has he made me believe that there is such a thing as clutch hitting, he has made me believe that there is a such a thing as clutch living. And he is terrible at both.
@Iceland Spar: when i see his pretty shaped eyebrows and rosey lips, i imagine that he is playing out of position. third base? no, he looks to me to be a very, very good catcher. i'm just saying.
@Joe_Welcome: From the ESPN Interview, which made me yelp when he said it:
"Peter, in our clubhouse, everybody makes fun of me. I'm talking about from the clubhouse kid, to every coach, Larry, Mike, Joe Torre. Every guy on the team. And I like it. I like taking it. I am not a good ragger, but I am a good receiver."
What I don't understand is how they knew he was doing steroids in 2002. Did they buy a DeLorean to go back in time, and they kept persevering until they caught a more bulked up A-Rod?
And in the darkest hour of the night, when no one is looking, the very thought of "this lady" also makes Alex cry big, Orangina-flavored tears into his favorite feather pillow.
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And where are the press clamoring for why the other 103 names weren't released? Oh yeah, because Arod's (and only Arods) name was leaked so he's the big deal.
People, get a fucking grip.
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"Peter, in our clubhouse, everybody makes fun of me. I'm talking about from the clubhouse kid, to every coach, Larry, Mike, Joe Torre. Every guy on the team. And I like it. I like taking it. I am not a good ragger, but I am a good receiver."
*snap snap SNAP*
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