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Pay $100 an Hour for an Ex-Stripper to 'Hypnotize' You
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Oh wait. That's right. Any female who does anything vaguely sexual related is obviously a "walking bag of STDs" as it was so graphically described earlier. Carry on.
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You don't need to be a whore... all you gotta do is swing around on a pole that hasn't been cleaned properly. It's not rocket science.
Moreover, I have yet to meet any of these virtuous "just putting myself through med-school" strippers that we hear about on TV.
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Well, you're the first, and I've met my share.
Every single strip-club I've ever been in, even the "high-end" ones, have all been nasty, shitty holes.
I'm sorry if I offended you in some way, but the reality is that there's no way in hell I would ever, ever date a stripper. In my experience, it's Russian Roullette, at best.
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The problem here is that you seem to think "whore" is an insult.
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Oh wait, I forget, yes, any woman who does anything "whorish" is just asking for anything she gets. Well, keep this in mind -- in the majority of states in the US, accepting a gift from anyone you aren't married to, and then sleeping with, is technically prostitution. So, welcome to the club!
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Also, you'd not believe how much money there is to be made in sitting there and listening to war vets talk about their lives. A lot of 'em are mentally injured men who've been kicked out of their families, and usually feel like a strip club is the only place they can come where they aren't going to be judged too harshly. God, the tales of woe I heard.
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Seriously though, there is sad, amazing and awful stuff all around us -- most people are just too busy, too loud or too weirded out by the "freaks" to experience a lot of life.
Between the crazy parents, the fundie camp meetings and revivals, stripping and so on, I have a list of party stories that I still don't think I've tapped the depths of, yet.
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And, for what it's worth, I was married TO a disabled vet. I spent most of our marriage trying to support him, get him help, help him find a better place, and hours and hours in VA, trying to go through the goat-fuck process that is getting medical care as a vet. So, you know, I might actually have a TINY bit of insight as to what sort of frustration they were going through.
I'm sure you're a paragon of truth and beauty and all that is wonderful in the world, and thus spend all your waking hours improving the lives of those around you. Otherwise, I don't know why you're over here making judgments about someone you know jack shit about.
So unless you're the reincarnation of Mother Theresa, here's a hint, take your judgy, preachy, clueless ass back to the troll hole from whence you came.
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You're obviously a very angry person, looking for someone to judge and/or take your frustrations out upon. I have no clue what is wrong in your life that's pushing you to look down on others, to lift yourself up, but I sincerely hope you find peace soon.
I won't be responding to you in the future -- I'm not your personal whipping girl, and I'm not going to waste my breathe trying to have a conversation with someone who's only here to be angry and judgmental. Dignity, try to have some, please?
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And cocaine. That helps too.
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It's that stiff hair that gets me. It looks like it would break off like an icicle. Hair is supposed to MOVE, people!
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Should I save this one for Jezebel?
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How exactly does she hypnotize these guys? By swinging her tassels?
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