Which is why New York City is among the greatest cities: You can get your drink on, even get sloppy, then hail a cab home. A car is a drinking girl's worst enemy. Second worst: the fuzz.
Back in the mid-90's there was a great magazine called Bikini, and for a while they had a "Dick of the Month" feature. NASCAR driver Dick Trickle and (I believe) Chicago weatherperson Dick Johnson were among the honorees.
I think we need to bring back the Dick of the Month.
@AndPreciousLittleofThat: The guy in Chicago is actually a news anchor, but good call. We used to have another good candidate for that list, a former Cubs pitching coach named Dick Pole. Sorta redundant name, but...
On the news this morning, the teaser for this bit of news referred to him reaching a "special milestone." I thought they were going to say he walked without crushes! I was going to do a dance in his honor.
Is it coincidence or strange and inevitable fate that Sen. Byrd should, in his old age, begin to look like the very creature for which he is, sorta, named?
@Taren: He, of all people, should have done something about it then. WV dog fighting laws rank 46th out of 5o states in severity, according to this: [www.humanesociety.org]
This is as of two weeks ago. Michael Vick was convicted in August, 2007. He's a racist.
He's the senator from W. Virginia, not the governor. He doesn't have the power to make or change their laws. As a senator, he can only vote for federal laws and if any that deal with dog fighting manage to reach the senate, then we'll see what he really thinks. Also, declaring that one black man should get the death penalty does not a racist make.
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Of course I do. I also know that Sen. Byrd has spent decades making up for past wrongs. He's apologized and his voting record has, in my opinion, made up for that. If that's not good enough for you, then that's your opinion.
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I bet her voice sounds like three packs of cigarettes too.
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#tips
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I heard a Brazilian wax can fix that.
Oh, wait...
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Ok, I'm puerile. But his hair sucks and he looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.
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I think we need to bring back the Dick of the Month.
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Lieberman? Bloomberg?
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Granted, the bridge was his penis.
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[www.humanesociety.org]
This is as of two weeks ago. Michael Vick was convicted in August, 2007. He's a racist.
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He's the senator from W. Virginia, not the governor. He doesn't have the power to make or change their laws. As a senator, he can only vote for federal laws and if any that deal with dog fighting manage to reach the senate, then we'll see what he really thinks. Also, declaring that one black man should get the death penalty does not a racist make.
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By the way, he voted against the Supreme Court nominations of both Clarence Thomas and Thurgood Marshall.
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Of course I do. I also know that Sen. Byrd has spent decades making up for past wrongs. He's apologized and his voting record has, in my opinion, made up for that. If that's not good enough for you, then that's your opinion.
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