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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    It was all just a mistake. They kept clicking on links marked "NSFW" because they thought it stood for "NSF-worthy."
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    I do science for a living. Congress has no idea how much time we waste on-line looking at random things, porn, new apartments, digital camera reviews, fantasy football, gossip blogs, more porn, paying bills, checking e-mails, a little bit more porn.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/07/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd:


    Scientists--they're just like us!

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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    When I see the word "performances," I always think of someone using a trombone, or a violin.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/07/09

    @overunderover:


    There may be a saxophone involved when no one's looking.

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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    I should have said 4% of the total STATES, my bad.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    04/07/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: Yeah, but it was 2% of the Senate. BTW, Mikulski is a nastly little troll with a habit of hitting on young women who work for her and screaming at her staff. She could use a little porn.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    "I do not seem to be able to do that."


    HAL?

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    04/07/09

    @Aaron Altman: Heh. I want to go to there.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    At least Miley Cyrus has a backup career if all else fails. It's good to see she's been responsible enough to practice for the role.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    One-half of Asia is flattered, really.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    Holy Crap! Your employer is able to access your internet activity?
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    Can't make the cam2cam feature work, eh? Sounds like he's been blinded by science.
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    Image of Inescapable Picnic Inescapable Picnic
    04/07/09

    @El Matardillo: My much larger concern is that anyone working for the NSF should really be able to figure out some webcam software.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    04/07/09

    @Inescapeable Picnic: Apparently you've never done any work with the government. Just getting the computer to boot is an achievement for them.


    This is the same reason that software for the IRS is perpetually broken. Nobody competent enough to fix it wants the job.

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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    04/07/09

    @El Matardillo: and @Inescapeable Picnic: The really icky concern is that some geeky science guy wanted some hot asian babe to watch him beat off at work. Just ick.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    04/07/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: Who doesn't?
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    04/07/09

    @Inescapeable Picnic: Really! Why are they hiring people dumber than Asian sex workers?
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    04/07/09

    @Inescapeable Picnic: Ha! Have you seen how many nerds it takes to get a projector working? It's fucking depressing.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    She blinded me with science.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/07/09

    @BookishLookish:


    Good heavens, Miss Yashimoto, you're beautiful.


    And Miss Chen, and Miss Kim, and . . .

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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    04/07/09

    In reply to Senators Demand to Know Whether Government Employees Can Access Asianbabes.com
    Do we only have 50 senators now? Did we finally get rid of the ones from the middle parts of the country?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    You give toddlers a time-out of one minute for every year old they are. So the TSA should have given Vitter a 47-minute time out — with a diaper, of course, in case he had to go wee-wee before his time was up.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    I always felt that way about Lindsay Lohan getting busted for driving drunk twice in two months — and then caught with a bag of cocain in her pants inside the police station — and then getting sentenced to one day in jail and 10 days community service for the whole thing.


    In what universe would any of us get a sentence like that under the same circumstances? In what universe, I ask you?


    Sorry, just wanted to take this opportunity to vent about that. I feel much better now.

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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    C'mon, he's a Senator. You know how it works (sleazy wink).
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    Not even a time out?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/25/09

    @Smitros: In feety pajamas.
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