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Karl Lagerfeld vs. Heidi Klum: Round 2
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Karl Lagerfeld vs. Heidi Klum: Round 2 |
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And now for something completely different:
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Klum never pretended to be anything but a commercial model. And has thrived above and beyond, good for her and her happy family with Seal.
Although I love the fact that the Katty Kaiser exists, dragging that dumb piece of wet toothy schnitzel Claudia into it is a laugh. I actually love the classic supermodels, yet Schiffer seems the dumbest, least imaginative and personality-free piece of shapely meat of that class. She always has the same dumb yet condescending look in every picture, if I'm meant to believe she's still working. Fuck her, I'll bet she's some Nazi skeletons in her family closet.
Give me Linda, but I'll take Heidi any day. Also, is this Jezebel? Whatever.
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Also, FUCKING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. ARGH. Nothing is working today.
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Except Claudia. No personality at all, yet a Monaco pied-a-terre. Ugh, how gauche. A king's ransom to anyone who can come up with a single witty or interesting thing Miss Schiffer has ever said, except snottily looking down on the entire profession and sighing. Yes, I dislike her. I like models who collaborate with the gay photographer to make amazing images. That's Linda. Fuck spoilt girls like Claudia.
"AGYnessss! Oh, Agyness!!" Think of Auntie Mame speaking to Miss Gooch there, to underline how Miss Schiffer can gracefully retire.
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I certainly don't fault Heidi for skipping the Paris runways! My comment was by no means a criticism of her career choices. She is obviously a smart woman when it comes to her career and was lucky to hit the jackpot by snubbing the Paris crowd.
But if you are someone like Lagerfeld who prefers non-commercial models (and he is such a hypocrite--Claudia never changed her look, was very commercial and even Vogue got bored with her by the mid 90s), I can see what he means since Heidi didn't earn her 'street cred' by working Paris like most of the top models.
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That fembot has no space to criticize Heidi for her mass success. Karl hates happy domesticity and commercial success in America! Fuck you, Karl, you know you're doomed to die alone and probably deserve it. Yes, you've stabbed people in the back and cut people out your whole life- you've bragged of it- Karl must be a very lonely person.
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After that concert, I changed my mind. Craters and all, that guy has got to be the sexiest thing around. He made my heart go pitter patt -- Karl Lagerfeld you are a twit.
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