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Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?
Upon close examination of the latest evidence, Eliot Spitzer's overpriced call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre appears to in fact be twins with—or possibly the same person as—overpriced hip hop producer Scott Storch. Have you ever seen them in the same place together at the same time? We haven't. Just think about it. The visuals really make the case; after the jump, a photographic lineup that says more than words ever could. More »
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For those unconvinced by the resemblance of Natalie Portman to Scarlett Johansson in W magazine's heavily produced cover shoot, here's an uncannily perfect clone of the actress: Slovak model Adriana Cernanova. Well, actually, she looks exactly like what would happen if ScarJo and Natalie Portman (NatPo?) mashed genitals together and managed to produce a child. She's a tad alien looking, but I suppose all really beautiful people are. (Adriana is the alien on the right, if you were wondering.)
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Scarlett Johansson and Adriana Cernanova
For those unconvinced by the resemblance of Natalie Portman to Scarlett Johansson in W magazine's heavily produced cover shoot, here's an uncannily perfect clone of the actress: Slovak model Adriana Cernanova. Well, actually, she looks exactly like what would happen if ScarJo and Natalie Portman (NatPo?) mashed genitals together and managed to produce a child. She's a tad alien looking, but I suppose all really beautiful people are. (Adriana is the alien on the right, if you were wondering.)
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Oh Yes, There Will Be Arm Hair
Now this is just mean. We would never compare Seventeen EIC Atoosa Rubenstein to the character Jigsaw from the popular splatter-film Saw series, but they have no such compunction over at fourfour. It must be lonely to be an anonymous, bitter person who comes out from under a rock every so often to throw rocks at people who are legitimately out there, working hard and getting results. More »
Separated at Birth and Death?
Is it just us, or does this Getty photo of Pope Benedict XVI giving communion to celebrants in Germany seem somehow reminiscent of another famous European scene?
Is it just us, or does this Getty photo of Pope Benedict XVI giving communion to celebrants in Germany seem somehow reminiscent of another famous European scene?
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She's So Brandon!
As we suspected, Jane magazine is in fact having a competition to get a 29-year-old virgin laid. We could talk about how desperate and distasteful the whole thing is, but we're more upset that now we've got to cancel Gawker's Fuck a Fat Guy contest lest we be accused of appropriating the concept. No, what's more interesting to us is Sarah's appearance. She looks... familiar. Who is it that she reminds us of? Oh, right. More »
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Separated at G.O.P.-Hating Birth?
So we were reading Eat The Press the other day, as is our wont, when we came across a post about how "Este Lauder has edited a video featuring comedienne Sandra Bernhard shilling for MAC's new "Plushglass" lip line because of an anti-Republican comment." The image of Bernhard above that HuffPo used reminded us of someone, but we couldn't quite figure out who. It's been driving us mad, but just last night we shot up from our Ambien-induced coma and thought, "Anti-Republican comments? Ah hah!" More »
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Separated at Evil Birth?
Yesterday authorities arrested John M. Karr in connection to the 1996 murder of 6-year-old JonBenet Ramsey. Karr has confessed that he was with the girl when she died, explaining that he was sent from the future to kill JonBenet before she grew up to become the leader of the beauty pageant resistance. More »
