Serena Williams Crashes Lovely Wedding Dressed as Hot Sex Leopard
Tennis leopard Serena Williams made a couple's wedding pictures extremely full of Serena Williams on Saturday, after she crashed a wedding portrait session in Miami Beach while wearing a leopard print swimsuit.
Serena Williams has apologized for her "she got too drunk" comments concerning the Steubenville rape victim, but not without suggesting that maybe the reporter made it all up: "What was written—what I supposedly said—is insensitive and hurtful, and I by no means would say or insinuate that she was at all to blame."
Michelle Obama and Her Bangs Are Dancing Again
On Thursday, Michelle Obama celebrated the third anniversary of her "Let's Move" campaign with a dancing event in Chicago. The FLOTUS and some other famous people like Serena Williams, Bo Jackson, Dominique Dawes, and Gabby Douglas hopped up on stage to do dances like "throwing it away," the "dribble," and the…
Serena Williams' Olympic Medal Ceremony Marred by Major Flag Mishap
The bluster that helped Serena Williams blow past rival Maria Sharapova in Saturday's women's singles final wasn't as helpful during the medal ceremony when it caused one of the Olympics more embarrassing flag-related blunders yet.
Here's Serena Williams Crip Walking After Winning Gold
Serena Williams dominated Maria Sharapova and won her first singles gold medal at the London Olympics, completing a career Golden Slam — the second ever since Steffi Graf in 1988. Williams celebrated by doing a dance move identified by the internet as the Crip Walk. It has already been immortalized in GIF form.
Watch Serena Williams Go Off on 'Hater' Umpire During US Open Final
Remember when Serena Williams went all Joe Pesci on a line referee at the US Open two years ago? Well, during today's women's final match (which she lost in straight sets to Samantha Stosur), she did it again. Here's a video of Williams' full outburst.
Watch Serena Williams' Game Ad Deemed Too Hot for TV
Get reacquainted with Serena Williams seen here as the World's Sexiest Tennis Player whether you agree or not. Skin-tight clothes, spiky bracelets and provocative body shots never let this campaign get off the ground.
Christina Aguilera's Miserable Mugshot Makes Its Debut
Christina Aguilera's mugshot wasn't supposed to be released, but here it is, anyway. Scarlett Johansson gives Sean Penn a lap dance with her foot. Montana Fishburne narrowly avoids jailtime. Wednesday gossip sneaks forbidden peeks.
Serena Williams Channels Her Inner Mean-Girl on Fashion Police
Tennis pro Serena Williams appeared as a special panelist on this week's edition of Fashion Police. She partook in ripping Naomi' Campbell's outfit to shreds and successfully identified Maria Sharapova by her butt in the game "Guess Me From Behind."
Kim Kardashian Is Not Having Kanye's Baby, and Other Sighs of Relief
Kanye West's giant penis did not put a baby in Kim. Kelsey Grammer will marry his mistress. Lil' Wayne's daughter gets diamonds for turning twelve. Demi Lovato hasn't apologized for punching her back-up dancer. Tuesday gossip is momentous.
Watch Serena Williams Give Oprah a Pedicure—If You Can Stomach It
Today on Oprah, celebrities shared the jobs they would work if they weren't already famous. Tony Danza chose to be a teacher, Angie Harmon chose forensic science, and tennis star Serena Williams chose to touch the Queen of Daytime's feet.
'You Look Good Enough to Eat'
[A giant crocodile wearing the skin of Vogue's André Leon Talley sizes up Serena Williams as prey at the Vera Wang show today. It's hard to find food during Fashion Week! Image via Getty]
Serena Williams Wins Fourth Wimbledon Title
Serena Williams won her fourth Wimbledon title today, beating Vera Zvonareva 6-3, 6-2. Williams previously won the tournament in 2002, 2003, and 2009. [Wimbledon; pic: Getty]
Middle-Eastern Forces To Invade Tech Conference
Dell kept hanging up on Chris Anderson; Neel Shah mounted a pro-Shake Shack counterattack; and Irin Carmon worried about the "invasion" of SXSW. The Twitterati were dealing with true offensives.
Where Teary, Party-Escaping Lindsay Lohan and St. Elmo's Fire Meet in the Middle
Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We're not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it's awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Interns and Robots Stoke the Twitterati
Joel Madden walked out on a radio interview; Alexis Ohanian enjoyed some robot bartending and Bucky Turco did something we'd rather not think about with one of our interns. The Twitterati were especially excitable.
The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
Joe Jackson: dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. King Bloomberg? You tell me. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Adam Duritz, DMX. Presenting your Dicktacular Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup.
Tampax Happy to Have Serena in Their Bloody Commercials
Remember how Serena Williams went crazy and threatened to make a line judge choke on her balls and everyone was outraged by this American idol's unladylike behavior? Well, none of that matters to Tampax, which considers Williams a menstruating hero.
Happy Birthday
Barbara Walters turns 80 years old today. Let's hope the View girls all remembered to get her a present. Others celebrating today: Will Smith is 41. Designer Thakoon Panichgul is turning 35. Catherine Zeta-Jones is 40. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is 66. Heather Locklear is turning 48. Actress Aida Turturro is…
