Is Elmo short for Guglielmo? Are u guys sponging off my Facebook page again, BTW? I posted a photo of a sculpture titled "Elmo 3" this morning and did a little meniscing about the 80's... #lindsaylohan
It's one thing for the kids at school to call your mom a slut because she's a stripper, but entirely another to call her a slut for boning Fergie's husband all night.
AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
To think, #BuckyTurco told me not to look at his 30something year-old sister or else he'd "cut your balls off and feed them to you." Psh. #Hypocrisy if I've ever seen it. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
@ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"
Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
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Either way, you shameless self promotion was well appreciated. #lindsaylohan
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Cocaine, vodka, pixie stix and sushi.
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Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare