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    De Cock's Perspective

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    Image of ZiggyStardust ZiggyStardust
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    Seriously, 50+ comments amd no Balk's Cock-related jokes? For shame...
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    Oh, Hamilton, you sly dog. One two-sentence post, a goofy photo, and suddenly you've got us all at attention over De Cock. Tell us, when will you stop ramming De Cock down our throats?
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    Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of metroville metroville
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    Did you guys notice that part of this guy's name is also a slang term for "penis"?


    Did you notice that?

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/18/09

    @metroville: What are you crowing about?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    De Cock and his longtime assistant, De Balls, repeatedly probed the juicy statistics until De Cock spewed forth his verdict and they were both exhausted.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    De Cock declined to go into De Tail.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    03/18/09

    @bytememehard: Hooray!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    Come on, you guys. Respect De Cock.
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    Colonel Mustard was starred Colonel Mustard was unstarred
    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/18/09

    @Colonel Mustard: He did tame De Kunt, after all.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    No word from Doctor Without Borders epidemiologist Gretel La Pouissie?
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    Sproing was starred Sproing was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    De Cock is spewing again.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/18/09

    De Cock's flaccid research is more due to his waning staff, their lack of hard data and less than rigid standards.
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    Image of Nemesisesq Got Banned Nemesisesq Got Banned
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    C'MON...... but with a smile like that I wonder what he's packin... just sayin.
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    Image of The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen
    03/18/09

    @Nemesisesq: There's a "put De Horse before" joke somewhere in here, I just can't find it.
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    The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen was starred The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen was unstarred
    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    De Cock often does what it wants to, against De Head and De Heart's advice.
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    Image of Sneeze In Bed Sneeze In Bed
    03/18/09

    @tammyfey: Tee hee. When you say it out loud and it sounds like sage sexual advice from wise and heartbroken Rasta Mon.
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    Image of hharlowe hharlowe
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    No surprise to see De Cock taking a hard stance on this matter.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    03/18/09

    @hharlowe: He's softened his position from time to time, but for the most part he's firm in his resolve.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/18/09

    @hharlowe: It feels like a bit of a shocker to me.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/18/09

    @hharlowe: He can be a very upright character, when the mood strikes.
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    03/18/09

    @Kid Twist: Sometimes I feel like De Cock is poking at me.
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    Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    Don't make fun of him. I love De Cock.
     Reply
    Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/18/09

    In reply to De Cock's Perspective
    Tell it to De Cock. No, really. Take your time.
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    phlox✔ was starred phlox✔ was unstarred
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