It seems you can never escape the woes of this world, you know? Rich people got 99 problems just like you and me. You might think it would be nice to be waited on by an army of servants. But what you don't see is the hard part of that.

Everyone, from the dandiest Diddy to the poorest party spangler’s daughter loves Downton Abbey. Every week, we gather ‘round our television sets to watch our favorite characters die. “Why can’t I be a servant in the post-Edwardian era?” we cry as we watch the sallow-cheeked wait staff eat up screen time that should be…

Prince William and his fiancee Kate Middleton won't have any butlers or servants (other than bodyguards) after they get married. Isn't that sweet. They're just like us! Except I have a cleaning lady. That makes me fancier than Prince William!

Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld talked about technology in an interview with The Business of Fashion. He says he doesn't use it, but that Facebook is "a flawless object." That's when it's clear he has no idea what he's talking about.

[A shifty-eyed Russian President Dmitry Medvedev and Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kirill keep dry during a blessing ceremony in Moscow today. Image via AP]

Madonna's estranged brother Christopher Ciccone must be smirking at the news coming out of a British court: The singer claims an interior designer she hired to work on her Beverly Hills mansion surreptitiously photographed pictures of her wedding to Guy Ritchie, then sold them to the Mail On Sunday, which published…

The Olsen twins have put their five-bedroom penthouse apartment at One Morton Square up for sale. $11.995 mil for 5,725 square feet, 53 windows, and, according to one of the brokers at Corcoran, "a separate staff exit; you can have the most fabulous parties." [NYO]