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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    12/15/09

    In reply to Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering
    I blacked out in the middle of this post. What happened?
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/15/09

    In reply to Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering
    Is Adam Lambert a tweeting twat? Can we suggest that he tweets his decision to quit the public eye and move into a monastery Like Real Soon Now?
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    Image of HenryEvil HenryEvil
    12/15/09

    In reply to Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering
    Must be awfully difficult to lay in that bed you made, Chris Brown!
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    Miss Anita Manbadly promoted this comment HenryEvil was starred HenryEvil was unstarred
    Image of dulltaste dulltaste
    12/15/09

    In reply to Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering
    I keep mistaking qweet for queef and now I shall muse on Chris Brown queefing in anger.
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    Miss Anita Manbadly promoted this comment dulltaste was starred dulltaste was unstarred
    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/15/09

    @dulltaste: That is a suitable and appropriate mental image for that no-talent idiot.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/15/09

    In reply to Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering
    If I could make love to this post, I would.
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    Image of pepelicious pepelicious
    12/15/09

    @Matt Cherette: Oh man, me and you will just have to two time this bitch until someone else joins us.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/15/09

    @pepelicious: I'm all for going after the third orifice of this post
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/15/09

    @Matt Cherette: If you have a printer and a bottle of hand cream, I think you're all set!
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    Image of intime intime
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Reverse cowgirl is only necessary if he's butt-ugly.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    This is all a moot point if he has a ball gag in place. Just sayin'.
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    Image of intime intime
    12/03/09

    @BookishLookish: Be sure to sterilize that ball gag before and after use, sweetie!
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Aren't all viruses transmitted via exchange of mucus? Mucus from all bodily sources? Although, come to think of it, I believe swine flu must be exchanged through teensy droplets. So, keep your bodily fluids dense and globby. Might I suggest the use of cornstarch?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    I guess oral sex is out, since "direct contact with an infected person's mouth...will transmit the virus."
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: I was just about to ask, if there's been any studies of transmission through cunnilingus?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    @Magister: No more handjobs, either, since the palm is such a virus hotspot.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Okay, so if you're orchestrating a group scene... the handy one should use Purell as a lubricant, then the oral giver should imaginatively get some on their tongue before performing cunnilingus...

    Does that sound about right?
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    Edited by Magister at 12/03/09 4:26 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: How do strap-ons factor into this, or is that for another magazine?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    @Ogiri W Surie: The only safe sex nowadays is using a strap-on with a RealDoll.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    @Magister: I found a solution. Since Purell is 65% alcohol, we just need to keep the party lubricated with, say, Bacardi 151. Drink up!
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: 151 - It's what the doctor ordered.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    This was obviously written by a man since it assumes absolutely no foreplay other than possibly a pre-coital bumping of fists and a light upper-arm squeeze before jumping right into the reverse cowgirl.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/03/09

    @Atilla the Bun: What is this "foreplay" to which you reference? I try to remember to say, "Thanks," before I roll over to the dry spot and nod off to sleep - does that count?
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    Image of booge booge
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    That's it! Fucking machines for Christmas for everyone. Well, that was easy.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/03/09

    @booge: Gizmodo's reviewed quite a selection of them if memory serves right.
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    Image of intime intime
    12/03/09

    @booge: You are so right. Vibrators are a much safer option - and the clean-up is so much easier!
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    Image of wilmawonker wilmawonker
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    when you avoid swine flu by fist bumping, the terrorists win.
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment wilmawonker was starred wilmawonker was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/03/09

    @wilmawonker: Win.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Fist bumping is very popular at the conferences I attend. Not so sure about reverse cowgirl, sadly. Will have to do more research.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Or you could just have sex with somebody with a surgeon fetish. The masks come in lots of colours!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    This chart is useful for separating complete idiots out from the general population. Do you go in for mass hysterias? Yes. Do you blindly follow infographics in Cosmo? Yes. There's the door.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 12/03/09 2:45 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
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