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I thought it was Lucky Charms...
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[thesuperficial.com]
Fakey McFakefake.
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Probably I'd just throw him into the air really high and yell "Yay!"
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That footage could be of LITERALLY anyone doing almost anything.
Mugging? How about tickle-fight!
Maybe he had spilled alcohol on himself and caught on fire and because flames from an alcohol fire would be difficult to see we just thought they were shoving him down Those men could be heroes!
I mean really, for all we know, we just saw Justin Timberlake losing a game of kill the man with the ball against Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan.
Furthermore; the footage is so bad that I'm only assuming the two men were black because I'm racist!
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My God, man, you were wrong about accusing him of a bogus rant, and this is your way of showing a little penance/compassion?
If so, that is one cold bowl of chili....
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Maybe I don't need to get out more often. Perhaps you need to get inside more often. Inside a mind in which you use some kind of insane scale of relativity to assess acts of violence. I know it's not cool to say these things here, but you need to understand that words have power. And you writing that getting rolled shouldn't qualify as some form of trauma erodes the very right that each of us has to be free of any form of violence inflicted upon us.
I am not saying your words don't reflect a truth. I am saying that until we regain the ability to see things in their proper light, we are going to continue on this downward spiral, one in which ever-increasing acts of violence only serve to raise the ante on what we consider "trauma."
I'd keep writing but I hear a knock at the door. It's the police--they have a search warrant for someone they suspect of terminal heavyosity.
It turns out you're right--I do need to get out more often....
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To exalt a moment's black-hearted amusement in the name of entertainment goes beyond dubious policy--it is existentially bankrupt.
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Who the F is Seth Green and why should I give an F.
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But, it's not like Seth Green is a totally unknown phenomenon, unless you A: Live under a rock, or B: Don't care at all about pop culture. In either case, why in hell would you comment on Gawker?
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Thanks for the insight.