Judge Who Likes to Fuck at Work Wins Re-Election
A married California judge who openly admitted to fucking both an intern and an attorney in his chambers has won re-election—proof positive that in this country, truly anything is possible.
Inside the 19th-Century Free Love Commune Powered by Electric Sex, Eugenics and Delusions of Immortality

John Humphrey Noyes so fervently believed sleeping around could lead to immortality that he convinced 300 people to join him in a utopian socialist community built on that very principle, in upstate New York. As he saw it, promiscuous “interlocked contact” between men and women—in the form of a polyamory scheme he…
A porn star describes the unique demands of virtual reality porn: “‘If the artifice is apparent then you feel like you’re with a hot girl and she wants nothing to do with you.’ Users, she said, ‘experience that enough in their real life.’” :(
The Worst Movie of the Year Is This Russian Educational Video About “Dumpster” Women
Here’s a fun video about the dangers of sleeping with non-virgin women because they’re “dumpsters” permanently full of “genes” from previous sex partners. This is a video that a teacher in southern Russia thought would be cool to show his eighth graders, Meduza reports.
Kuties for Kasich: A Tinder Experiment Gone Wrong
The existence and meaning of the “Bernie Bro” will continue to be contested by a bored and desperate political media, but the Tinder Berners, women who attempted to “take over” Tinder with messages of support for Bernie Sanders are for real—real enough that they’re now being banned from the dating app. But what if a…
Donald Trump to Tucker Carlson: "I Get More Pussy Than You Do"
In an essay for the POLITICO Magazine, Tucker Carlson recalls one of his first interactions with Donald Trump, who called and left him a voice-mail bragging about his sexual conquests:
Brussels Police Confirm Investigation into Terror Orgy Reports
On Wednesday, the New York Times reports, police officials in Brussels confirmed that they had begun an investigation into earlier reports of an orgy, involving eight soldiers and two policewomen, amidst the November manhunt for Islamic State operatives trying to get out of Europe following the Paris attacks.
Reports: Belgian Cops and Soldiers Had Terror Orgy During ISIS Lockdown
You’re not going to find a more 2015 SEO-optimized story than this one: Two Belgian newspapers are reporting that during November’s ISIS manhunt in Brussels, eight soldiers and two policewomen coped with the tension by throwing an orgy.
The Year in Gay
In the early 1950s, writer Patricia Highsmith had every reason to hide her pride, and quite a few to hate herself. Living under the tyranny of McCarthyism was devastating for those with same-sex attraction—if homosexuality was acknowledged in public at all, it was condemned. And yet, Highsmith transcended.
Horny Couple Tells Local News All About Their Drunken Afternoon of Parking Lot Sex
A Virginia woman arrested after having afternoon sex in a parking lot with her unconscious boyfriend told the local news the alcohol just made her really horny.
Here Are the Horniest Companies in Media, According to the Ashley Madison Hack
After the Ashley Madison hack spooked moralizing hypocrites and millions of would-be adulterers, the Associated Press conducted an investigation into the data that turned up “workers at more than two dozen Obama administration agencies” who had been using the cheating site from their government desks. The AP tracked…
“In queer radical circles and in much of the left, the worlds in which I operate, there’s a widely held idea that one’s political radicalism can be attached to one’s sexual practices...But the sad truth... is that how many people you fuck has nothing to do with the extent to which you fuck up capitalism.”
What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak
A gigantic online list of people who’ve cheated (or tried to cheat) on their wives is an internet worst case scenario. If you’re one of those people, you’re probably wondering, How fucked am I? Here’s a guided tour of what hackers just made public.http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-mad…
Would You Have Sexual Intercourse With President Warren Harding?
One more historical dispute has been settled by DNA analysis, according to today’s New York Times: Nan Britton, who claimed to have been a longtime mistress of President Warren G. Harding, did in fact bear Harding’s child out of wedlock in 1919, when he was in the Senate.

