A woman who sold her virginity through an auction site for $780,000 but was unable to consummate the transaction has decided to put herself back on the market — literally.

A female politician who was legitimately elected "first alternate member" of the city council in Qazvin, Iran, was denied her right to sit among the other representatives because she was deemed "too sexy" by the conservative election review board.

Japanese lingerie maker Wacoal has a surprise in store for folks who think their latest ad is just another cute face in a 'boost-up' bra.

We all know that sex sells — but how about sexy funeral home employees dressed in skimpy two-piece Santa outfits?

Kim Ridley is unapologetic.

For years, the advertising industry has wrestled with a fundamental, metaphysical question: can images of breasts be used to sell things? The investigation continues.

Americans have long been subjected to the fun, rapey Axe Body Spray ads, which attempt to demonstrate to awkward males that all they need to mate with the right girl is a little body spray, and maybe some roofies.

In its ongoing battle to save that most endangered of animals—the troll—vegetarian PR factory PETA has announced that it will be launching a porn website. They're doing absolutely nothing new, in other words.

Sad news for people who fondly recall childhood nights spent attempting to watch "scrambled" pornography on high-numbered cable channels, a pastime which has afflicted them with a lifelong wavy-bar fetish: the television porn industry is slowly dying. Which is completely predictable and represents nothing more than…

Dissecting the various psychological and socieconomic strands that make up today's sophisticated modern advertising campaigns is no easy task, but we'll give it our best shot. In this ad out of India (click to enlarge) for Lotte Choco Caramel With Mango Inside, the choco-caramel-colored pregnant maid represents the…

Advertising isn't just a matter of putting a picture of your product up on the screen. It's a subtle psychological process of associating your product with the most powerful and appropriate metaphor. Not just blow jobs; cum-guzzling, also. Masterful. [Copyranter]

Decency and good taste have returned to the Philippines today, now that the McDonald's Burger-n-Child Porn empire has heeded widespread calls to pull this raunchy commercial from TV in the archipelago. Catholic leaders were outraged at its wanton depiction of prepubescent sexuality:

Sometimes the advertising industry can really surprise you. But not most of the time. The "Outdoor Hall of Fame" has held a big contest and finally declared that this sexxxy lady in a bra is the best poster ad ever.

We need not venture far back into history to find ample examples of female-to-male oral sex being used as a trope in advertisements designed to promote various goods and services. What primeval appeal does this obscure act hold for worldwide consumers? Only the wizards in the uppermost reaches of the advertising…

What sort of college woman would turn her body into a walking KFC advertisement by accepting $500 to wear sweatpants with "Double Down" emblazoned on the buttocks? An empowered one!

KFC will pay college girls $500 to walk around campus wearing sweatpants that bear the "Double Down" logo on the ass. Girls who dine too frequently at KFC are presumably not the desired models. [via Adfreak]

Oh, ho: How much do you really like that attractive man in the Old Spice ads? Yes, Isaiah Mustafa's twelve billion-ad onslaught did boost sales. But further review shows you only loved him for his coupon!

Wanna sell Xboxes? Here's a girl with a nice ass, on the YouTube, playing the Xbox. Virally! This marketing concept could also work for, you know, anything. Everything the jihadists say about us is true. [Copyranter]

An urgent, belated news bulletin: Lisa Guttilla, a gym teacher arrested Friday for illegally sexing up a 14 year-old girl, taught at the same high school as the famous Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teachers. James Madison High's amazing current scandal tally:

This is Dov. He finished third in our Douche of the Decade poll. Now ask yourself: do you really want to encourage him by viewing American Apparel's latest porny NSFW advertisement? If so, click through. If not, kudos to you.