Charlie Crist is the Republican governor of the great state of Florida. He is pretty popular out there. Less polarizing than Jeb Bush, certainly. And he's been named as a possible running mate for John McCain. There is just one problem. Everyone seems to think he's gay, for some crazy reason. "Some crazy reason," by the way, means "a 21-year-old Katherine Harris staffer who claimed he fucked Crist, and who went on the say that another Harris staffer was Crist's long-term partner." Crist denies everything. And now, conveniently, the heterosexual "Charlie Crist sex tape" (ugggghhhh) has surfaced. You'll never guess who's behind it!
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"Exactly how many women have there been in Gene Simmons' life?" That's the teaser in an ad for the old KISS frontman's reality show, Family Jewels. The new season of the show debuts March 11 on A&E, and the promo campaign for it is in full effect. Which has some people asking: Was that sex tape all a big publicity stunt?
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Latest by perris: Gene Simmons, 4,600 women. I feel sorry for each of them after watching his phoned in lovemaking.
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The TMZ (it's sort of like a DMZ, but full of Anna Nicole!) tells us that "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad will not be splaying her parts on the YouTubes with a sex tape anytime soon. Sad day for new media and democracy! Apparently her official relations partner, a cyborg curiously named Jason Wahler, is either too mean and nasty for hard-core pornographers to agree to purchase the sex tape or, he couldn't get it up. We think it's more likely that there were no boobies on the tape. Boobies + internets = profit!
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Fake "The Hills" celebrity Lauren Conrad vows that rumors of a sex tape are fake, too: "Jason [Something] and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex." Ah, so there is one then. [Lauren Conrad]
Is it dangerous to make like Keith Richards and snort your Dad's ashy remains? Apparently no. [Slate]
Perusal of Mediabistro messageboards reveals that swingers aren't just in Details. [MB]
MTV unveils its new "Thursday Night Block," which "will present continuous engagement for the MTV audience - where shows will merge into one another, and programming content will play in commercial time." Gee, will viewers be able to discern advertising from programming anymore? [Adrants]
According to this Fox News clip, Britain's News of the World (which, like Fox, is owned by NewsCorp, which we guess makes this more of an 'ad' than a news story), has offered K-Fed $50 million for a "four hour" tape of him playing chess with — oh, and boning — Britney on their honeymoon. Watch for more explainy-talk from the newsbots, plus some vintage Plastic Jumpsuit Tour stock footage.
So is a Britney sex tape really worth $50 million? Well, let's poll its potential target audience: ridiculously gay Project Runway winners. "I hope the Britney sex tape is real," Rush & Molloy quote Jay McCaroll as saying. "Kevin Federline is so flippin' hot, I just don't know what to do with myself." Yes, Jay, our thoughts . . . exactly.
Hide the cheetos. Britney Spears' lawsuit against Us Weekly, in which she claimed that that magazine had libeled her — not by reporting that she and KFed had made a sex tape (well, duh! Wasn't it called "Chaotic?"), but by saying that she had "acted goofy" while watching the tape in her lawyer's office — has been dismissed. The judge, not being a complete retard, saw right through that one and ruled that since Brit had "put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye," the magazine had not defamed her. Hear that, Britney? Put your modern sexuality away now. Please. Please please.
Britney Spears' Libel Suit Dismissed [AHN]
Seeing as neither Gawker editor is particularly turned on by the sight of a happily jiggling female, rest assured that we're only sharing the following with you because we want to keep you informed of important news from the world of modeling.
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