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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/05/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    So, is that "night editor" gig going to include wearing ninja gear and breaking into Levin's office on a tapequest for Denton? #tmz
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    Also, why is this story not about Donald Trump sporting blackface (okay, "high yellow" face) in the accompanying pic? #tmz
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    If she's using either the Baby Jesus Butt Plug or Jackhammer Jesus from [divine-interventions.com]

    I sure would like to watch.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    On the tape, Carrie Prejean can be seen graphically loving Jesus.

    Much to the chagrin of her conservative family, the Jesus from the tape is not a Jewish carpenter, but rather an enormous-wanged Latino. #tmz
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: Hey-SUUUSSSS!

    They all do that, when all else fails. Remember Paula Jones? She used to be a person of some sort, only she was stuffed with artificial ingredients compliments of a Christian Coalition in order to appeal to voters as a Valid Voluptuary worthy of entrapping a Clinton. It didn't work, and she was left with a lousy spread in Penthouse, and the Christians considered a lawsuit for their investment in the pictoral.

    It's a Christian Code - Make Your Mark then Jump the Shark. #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    That photo of Trump is amazing. It looks like he just ran out of a California brushfire. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: Incidentally, that's also the title of Prejean's porno. #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    @mrcrisp: No way. "I'm Doing This" is the title of her little seXXXy movie.
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    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm holding out for Lauren Caitlin Upton's upcoming video, the title of which will be completely indecipherable. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: It will be retitled "Between a Hand and a Woman" for mass distribution. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: For a moment, I thought he was wearing a mud masque. #tmz
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    I'd watch her rassle, but I wouldn't wanna see her box. #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    @bytememehard: If you are talking about her oh-so Christian roast beef coin purse, I'm with you, honey. #tmz
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/04/09

    @bytememehard: I'd like to see her privates, but not any enlisted men. #tmz
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/04/09

    @TedSez: I would enjoy seeing her butthole. No pun intended. No, really. #tmz
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape

    Oh, whatever. This is like the big drum roll before the dude spins all six plates with his tongue. They're gonna release it or sell it. They just want to seem like they have standards while really determining if anyone still gives a shart about Prejean...enough for TMZ to be able to set a price for her badly-needed-sex-tape-for-relevancy....

    Does anyone think it's a mere coincidence this revelation came about at exactly when we'd all forgotten about her bottled-blonde existence, thankfully? Don't fall for it Gawker! #tmz
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    So, TMZ thinks running a (possibly illegally-obtained) picture of Rihanna's battered face or the "Jasmine Fiore Death Photo" is fine, but it won't release the sex tape of a bigoted bimbo? Nice. #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03: Oh, mattchew, thou dost protest too much! I didn't know you swung that way! #tmz
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: Ha, swung what way? The super protesty way, or the mmm-I-wanna-see-a-Prejean-sex-tape... way? #tmz
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03: TMZ must have had some legal restriction on even acknowledging the tape existed. What's its excuse for not even identifying the tape's existence those many months ago? They don't have to show the tape to do that.

    I really don't think TMZ makes any moral distinction between a sex tape and a picture of a battered woman. #tmz
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    Image of SisterCarrie SisterCarrie
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03: Spoiler alert: she doesn't have a penis. #tmz
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    @SisterCarrie: Cool story. #tmz
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    Image of intime intime
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    "Homemade sex tape?"

    Nahhhhhh.....

    More likely a porn film audition tape. #tmz
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    This was foretold in the Old Testament book of Didheronomy. #tmz
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    11/04/09

    @scroll_lock: Esther? I hardly knew her! #tmz
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/09

    @scroll_lock: It was the book of Leclitorus, heathen. #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    @scroll_lock: Pfft, keep the tribe out of it, will you, scrolly? She is New Testament all the way, Book of Tightass. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @blix: Also in the book of Sexodus #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @OliversArmy: She's in good shape thanks to Pontius Pilates. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: She tried to bang Cain but he wasn't Abel. #tmz
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/09

    @scroll_lock: Cain had a micah penis. Go figure, always the little guys. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @blix: Saul had an awesome Peter. #tmz
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/04/09

    @BookishLookish: St. Paul would have loved her. #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    @Juancho: He loves the Whore of Babble On. #tmz
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/04/09

    @Juancho: But John the Baptist would've given her great head. #tmz
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/04/09

    @scroll_lock: maybe she's into older men, like Mescrewselah. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @Juancho: I heard she's partial to Malickhi. #tmz
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    11/04/09

    @Beau Nerd: And, she being a penitent soul, would return the favor. It's all described in the Book of BlowJob. #tmz
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/04/09

    @atlasfugged: Piece be with you. #tmz
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    TMZ says, "we're sure she'll have a great solo career." Which of course means she's jackhammering herself with the Anal Intruder 3000.

    Traditional values, y'all! #tmz
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/04/09

    @Baroness: we all know it's not "real" sex in either sense of the term, so she's in the clear! #tmz
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/04/09

    @Baroness: Hey, maybe you can explain some literary allusion for me. Ginsberg's Howl has a line about "solipsism in johns" and I thought that meant something but now wonder if it's something else ... #tmz
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/04/09

    @Tremonius: Johns are very solipsistic, but I've always found men named James to be worse.

    Why are you asking me about that dirty, dirty hippie Ginsberg?

    Yes, I was his student in the late 1980's, a buxom co-ed sitting at his feet in his EV hovel, enraptured at his verse and ideas, trying to ignore the prancing rats. I brought him fine marihooana, "lent" him hundreds-ha! Yet he never once made a pass at me. I still cannot stand the scent of patchouli to this day- it reminds me of the day I tearfully admitted my love and he gently told me he was sleeping with Sontag. I was so naive! #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @Baroness: Ha! You throw out Ginsberg and you're bound to hit somebody. He's like a water balloon.

    Nearly ruined a job interview for me once though ...

    I meant Allen, and you must mean Ralph.

    Allen was very Catholic in his preferences, which, despite that odd Yab-Yum scene in Dharma Bums, meant mostly young boys. And Sontag likes only lady photographers.

    Or maybe Debrett's has it all wrong? To me, it reads like Lorca rejecting you because he's sleeping with Gertrude Stein. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @Tremonius: Oh dear Tre, I really was being sardonic there- I just wanted to write "buxom co-ed" for its Mad Men anachronist appeal.

    I was joking, I admire Ginsberg a lot. And he really did have a lot of young people over to his flat. I was at Parsons but knew a lot of people under the Lang/New School umbrella. They told me of going to see him, I was so jealous. But I love that Ginsberg was very generous, a big heart to students, like that.

    Debrett's always gets it wrong. On purpose. If they had to list all the literal bastards and mentals shunted away never to be spoken of again, well..

    Lorca being forced to do it with Gertrude at gunpoint by Spanish fascists is a play I'm writing right now. Inspired by you! It will be the toast of Broadway in 2011. I will graciously acknowledge you in the footnotes, as per legal advice.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/05/09

    @Baroness: That's good, can I have two tickets in the orchestra please? Call it There Are Very Few Angels That Sing.

    The very first in-person anectdote about Ginsberg I ever heard was from Carolyn Cassady, wife to the icon and lover of Kerouac. She walked into an - encounter involving her hubby and houseguest Ginsberg one day out in that hacienda near Los Gatos. She took Ginsberg to the airport forthwith. (Her life would've been much simpler had she kicked Neal to the curb in 1948.) #tmz
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    Called it months ago. Her pron name is Carrie Precum. #tmz
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    Extremely graphic? As in Bukake Christian Homophobe Butt Sluts III? #tmz
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/09

    @iplaudius: Meh, II was better. #tmz
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/04/09

    @blix: I've not seen Part I, and I fear I'd be totally lost plot-wise. #tmz
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    11/04/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I can't wait for the prequel, "The Arousal". #tmz
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/04/09

    @blix: I saw the script, and it's not great. I can't believe Mel Gibson signed on to direct. #tmz
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    Image of DTurkin DTurkin
    11/04/09

    In reply to TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape
    Finally, we've found Prejean's new career! #tmz
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    Image of unfuckwithable unfuckwithable
    09/24/09

    In reply to ABC Presents Probably Fake Russian "Sex Tape" Of American Diplomat
    Here's the original story and NSFW video, in Russian:

    [www.kp.ru]
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