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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I could see sitting on Edward Cullen's face... #twilight
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I have to say, that sock puppet is pretty awesome. Very muppets meet twilight funny. #twilight
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    sarrible promoted this comment Charlotte Rae's Web was starred Charlotte Rae's Web was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/17/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: Yeah, I kind of like the sock puppet for reasons that have nothing to do with Twilight. #twilight
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    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    You fail to mention the Wolf Pack Anal Beads. Each bead represents one of the Wolf Pack members - the biggest being Jacob Black #twilight
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    Trai_Dep promoted this comment BullyTerrier was starred BullyTerrier was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    @BullyTerrier: Cabbage sized? #twilight
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    No judgement. I loooved my NKOTB sleeping bag. #twilight
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/17/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: I had one too! However, I doubt anyone back then had Joey McIntyre face on their underwear, so I'm thinking there is a bit of a difference between that & this Twihard hysteria! #twilight
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    words....

    escape me.... #twilight
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    c'mon, the toggle on that light switch is way off! #twilight
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    Image of oudemia oudemia
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I thought Bella's womb was an english muffin with black cherry jam and a pat of butter. #twilight
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment oudemia was starred oudemia was unstarred
    Image of drunkenbeggar drunkenbeggar
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    If I'm ever in the position to catch a girl wearing those, I think it would be as Liz Lemon likes to call an immediate "deal breaker." #twilight
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    Trai_Dep promoted this comment drunkenbeggar was starred drunkenbeggar was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    @drunkenbeggar: ...Or a boy. #twilight
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Were only there were male briefs available. The fly placement would lead to some novel Edward pictures being uploaded to MySpace. #twilight
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    Image of Adah Adah
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Really, you should all be greatful that this stuff exists. It's an automatic warning sign not to get involved with someone, be it a friendship or relationship. Any Twilight merchandise in the home that is not a book or movie? Dealbreaker. #twilight
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    Kaila Hale-Stern promoted this comment Adah was starred Adah was unstarred
    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire

    A brief escape, she showered, standing lone in the bathroom - and yet, not alone.

    "Can I ever feel alone again?" she wondered, comforted by the 4-foot-tall disembodied head of Edward Cullen that leered at her from 10 inches away like Zordon from the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. #twilight
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    blix promoted this comment Poop Cooper was starred Poop Cooper was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I'm so glad Bella's Womb was included. It's honestly the best/worst one ever. #twilight
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Shouldn't the opening for the lycanthrope light switch cover be, err, two-and-one-half inches lower?
    The bare plastic switch protruding hinting, of course, at his silky-smooth, meticulously shaved loins, all the more suitable for nuzzling softly against her cheek. In. The. Dark. #twilight
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    Image of bowel_and_the_obstructors bowel_and_the_obstructors
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    I can't wait to see Jonah Goldberg or some other National Review or Weekly Standard douche chime in on this. #sexytime
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment bowel_and_the_obstructors was starred bowel_and_the_obstructors was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @bowel_and_the_obstructors: He's a pro at sitting around and masturbating, what can he say? #sexytime
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Do studies really do that?

    No, the scarcity of college men who have a clue in hell what they are doing down there encourages that. Once they get over the porno way of thinking smacking a chick in face with their members is foreplay and get some schooling on how to get things warmed up down there I'm sure the girls would happily drop their solo sessions. #sexytime
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    11/10/09

    @Nuckin Futz for you: Good post, but you have violated the moratorium on the word "members." Please make a note of it. #sexytime
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