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Thu Dec 17
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hah, that's about on par with Mike Wallace asking Obama if he was really born in Kenya... is she fucking insane?
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I cannot speak for all lesbians, but I am pretty sure they don't appreciate commenters trying to foist this dried up harridan onto them.
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There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
Nothin' else was built the same,
Nothin' in the world
As the soft and wavy frame
Like the silhouette of a dame!
There is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame.
So suppose that dame and bride
Are completely free from flaws,
Or as faithful as a bird dog,
Or as kind as Santa Claus,
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not,
We're thankful for the things they got!
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
There are no books like a dame,
And nothin' looks like a dame.
There are no drinks like a dame,
And nothin' thinks like a dame,
Nothin' acts like a dame,
Or attracts like a dame.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by pullin' him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!
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I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my snatch I'd be scratchin' while my ova they were hatchin'
If I only was a dame.
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I don't think you can call it "making a living" when you've earned ten figures in the last decade or so.
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Very few people are paid what they are worth, including Mr. Woods, President Obama, and my postal delivery person. Whatever the market will bare is my stance.
12/11/09
Don't.
A fair number of people who call in at times seem to skew douchebag. Ironically, the white callers probably includes some who wouldn't have let Woods onto their golf course 50 years ago. But now their dislike is vented towards the ladies (and teh gehs).
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12/11/09
Lets get one thing clear- for all of his many faults, Tiger Woods is a golf genius. If golf is a piano, he's Chopin. He DOES NOT care as much about his wife, his kids, whatever as he does about golf, nor should he. When you're given an amazing, world changing talent, you use it. End of story.
PS: I really hope he can reconcile with his wife, and become a better person, and maybe some day become santa's #1 elf. But in reality, if he just wins 25 majors and blows the rest of the golf world to hell and gone, nobody will give a crap about the rest of everything. That's reality.
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You don't get where he has gotten in the sport by being a great father- you get there by selfishly putting in hours upon hours in the gym, at the driving range, and flying around the world. Would he have been better off if he didn't chase random tail? Of course.
However, deep down, if you made him choose between greatness in golf and being a family man/coulda been, he'll choose greatness - and I applaud him for it. Call me callous, but I don't give two shits about his marriage compared to his golf career.
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@Dave J.: I'm not talking endorsements, or what people say to him in the gallery. He doesn't care about that. I'm talking about, when you read "the history of golf, 2030 edition", it having a picture of Tiger Woods on the cover and the preface starting out "Though the history of golf is long and varied, only one player stands head and shoulders above the rest."
That's what Tiger has always cared about, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. I could very well be wrong - but I doubt it.
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