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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Yeah, I don't know. You're right -- it's a joke article. But I don't think you understand how obnoxious these jokes are to women -- the humor is predicated on us getting offended (that is, being humorless feminists). It's meant in jest, whatever -- it's still mean-spirited.

    (I'm predicting responses telling me to lighten up. So just a heads up: I'm just writing a comment on a blog. I'm pretty sure that's not taking the story super-seriously. I just find it annoying. Thanks.)
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    12/02/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: Eh, I don't know. I wouldn't round up all the female readers under the "offended" banner. Granted, I'm chuckling at this prank piece with greater ease because I know Spencer Morgan on a personal and professional level: Whatever his sins may be, he's by no means a misogynist. Also, he's a consistently wonderful writer--which, in and of itself, oughta excuse pretty much everything, no?
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    Image of freedc freedc
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    This guy isn't even current. Like a week after people started using 'cougar,' the term 'puma' was coined as a younger cougar type. I remember this because I totally am a puma! You can't insult what you're proud of! Suck it, NY Observer.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @freedc: I thought the PUMAs* were the batshit-insane Hillary Clinton-groping posse.

    *("Party Unity My Ass")
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Lemme see if I got this right:

    Sklar posts a blog about Spencer Morgan's piece in which she quotes the Gawker blog about Spencer Morgan's piece that quotes her own blog about Spencer Morgan's piece.

    Whoa.
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    Edited by snugbug at 12/02/09 12:30 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of Aatom Aatom
    12/02/09

    @snugbug: There's a trend piece about the new circle jerk craze in there somewhere.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @snugbug: Zero Degrees of Separation.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    As long as they don't leave my fingers orange.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12/02/09

    @Mount_Prion: Pleased to see you're doing a lot of finger-banging. Women love that!

    In a related story, I recall innocently sitting in homeroom at my (all-girls) high school when I overheard someone ask her friend if one can contract a yeast infection from being "fingered" if the gentleman doing the fingering had Cheeto dust on his paws. LIKE IT WAS A PERFECTLY NORMAL THING TO TALK ABOUT.
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    12/02/09

    @sanyucat: Oy vey! Cheetos breath might be worse than Cheetos dust finger-banging. Although I once had a French boyfriend who consumed a plate of charcuterie with his bare hands before.. you know. The maneuver yielded no yeast infections. When in doubt, gents, go with French cured meats!
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    12/02/09

    @snugbug: That makes me upset. Maybe because I'm a vegetarian.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/02/09

    @snugbug: Cheetos dust finger-banging

    Totally my new band name...
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    12/02/09

    @sanyucat: Oh dearie, sorry to upset you. Just replace the suggested meat platter with vegetarian-safe pickled cornichons. Said Frenchman was a major gourmand and an utter delightful beast when it came to food/sex, so I'm pretty sure this erotic scenario played itself out in veggie-friendly instances, too.
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    12/02/09

    @snugbug: The thought of pickled cornichons being near my area also makes my skin crawl. Perhaps I am hopelessly repressed.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Goddamnit, Hamilton. Now I don't need to write anything more on this. THANKS.

    Also, anyone who gets mad about this is clearly projecting. The reason JC Penny's shoppers don't give a shit about Cintra Wilson walking into JC Penny's and trying to feed the mannequins lipitor is because (A) who the fuck is Cintra Wilson to them? (B) That's what they expect from the New York Times! and (C) they just know it isn't "true," or they don't care if it "is."

    #ScaredToLookAtJezebelRightNow
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    @Foster Kamer: The Jezebel post JUST went up. Somebody hold me.
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    Image of MonkeyPants MonkeyPants
    12/02/09

    @Foster Kamer: "Clearly projecting"? Or you know, has a vagina and "clearly" knows thinly-veiled sexism disguised as "haha ladies are so gullible, we don't think this at ALL! Fooled you!"
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @Matt Cherette: Can't.Go.Over.There...Danger.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    12/04/09

    @Foster Kamer: Foster, not that I really care much about this -- I didn't even notice it until now -- but how's about you not decide what I should or shouldn't be offended by, and I'll return you the favor? Unless of course you'd say the same thing about an article that appeared to support a bunch of anti-gay stereotypes. Would you? Honestly?
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Er, enough people have asked me if the article was about me for me to clarify: No. It wasn't. I never thought it was. I meant I'm tired of reading about how women in New York are portrayed in the Observer, and reeled off examples. In case anyone was concerned. Though how I look without makeup is a matter of taste, I guess.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/02/09

    @RachelSklar:
    Nice one, Vanity Smurf.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    @RachelSklar: Gorgeous is how you look, honey.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/02/09

    @RachelSklar: What about that Carly Simon song?

    You know, "Anticipation"?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
     
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Is a panther an African American cheetah or a cougar? Is Sarah Palin a lynx or puma? And what, by definition is an ocelot or a serval?

    Just want to get my woman/big cat metaphors straight.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    The Observer headline starts with an onomatopoeia. That's how you know the article is gonna be good!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: I get almost as much pleasure from saying "onomatopoeia" out loud as I do saying "whilst."
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/02/09

    @Matt Cherette: I had to look it up. And even then...
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    Image of SisterCarrie SisterCarrie
    12/02/09

    @Matt Cherette: Different strokes, I guess. I find Americans who use the word "whilst" utterly effete and precious. It annoys the shit out of me.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    @SisterCarrie: I don't actually use the word in everyday conversation. All I meant is that it's fun/pleasurable to say, in a physical, my-tongue-is-rolling-all-cool-like-and-stuff sense.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/02/09

    @SisterCarrie: I feel the same way about "twixt".
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/02/09

    @SisterCarrie: While we're on the subject, I hate when people use the word "utterly".

    And so it goes....
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    Image of blix blix
    12/02/09

    @johnny_carsick: Literally?
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/02/09

    @blix: Shut up, you fucking baby. :)
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    Image of SisterCarrie SisterCarrie
    12/02/09

    @johnny_carsick: Haha. Fair enough. (What subject were we on again?)
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    12/02/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Methinks likewise.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/02/09

    @SisterCarrie: It never ends up mattering much. We cannot be contained by mere topics!
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/02/09

    @SisterCarrie: This vexes me.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    If it makes you feel any better, Rachel, I'll date you and I'm a younger guy. Just don't pay attention to the Voltron wallpaper in my bedroom.
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    12/02/09

    @DennyCrane: Ha. I don't really know what Voltron is.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/02/09

    @RachelSklar: Trust me: you're better off not knowing.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12/02/09

    @DennyCrane: WHO doesn't know about "Volton: Defender of the Universe"? What a fail! (PS: I've always had a theoretical quandary about Voltron, which, as a fan, you might be able to explain: Since nothing can theoretically exist OUTSIDE of the universe, who or what exactly is Voltron defending the universe from?)
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/02/09

    @snugbug: The forces of evil who seek to destroy the universe from within (even though that meant they would die too)?

    Also: marry me?
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/02/09

    @DennyCrane: If a lady doesn't know Voltron, is she really worth dating (no offense).
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    "A cold, insinuating rain" is the smoking gun in the 'This article is an obvious joke' case.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @Richard Lawson: They should've gone with "It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain" instead.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Will someone PLEASE repost that video of the cheetah lady and her cat baby Frieda? Ah, fuck it, I'll do it.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Holy crap it's a Peyserbot!
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    Don't go rawdog with these cats!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    His next exposé covers the uncontrolled exploits of the Cheeto: a sexually aggressive kindergarten girl.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Then there's the Frito, a sexually aggressive socialite who stayed a bit too long in the tanning booth.
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    12/02/09

    @Lysergic Asset: And the Combo, whose privates taste like pizza.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: LOL (my chest hurts)
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @sanyucat: Gross but def LOL
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @Lysergic Asset: @sanyucat: In the end, I guess they're all Lays.
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    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: Oh, you win.
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