Rates of sexually transmitted diseases are identical among teens who say they've never been sexually active and those who say they have been. #abstinence
Janka looks like a dirty Bruce Campbell in the second photo. Or maybe some sort of horrible meta nightmare of Ash Williams and Edward Cullen. There's a "sparkly boomstick" joke in there somewhere, but I just can't. #pauljanka
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I solved everything! #abstinence
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Best viral marketing campaign EVAR!! #abstinence
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Seriously, these pics need to be uploaded stat: [antiduckface.com]
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Imagine all the women who've pulled a Mime Scream Face when Captain Date Rapey has introduced himself. Tee hee! #pauljanka