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divorce court
Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
The news-less summer is saved—the Countess Divorceé trial continues, mercifully! The latest preposterous occurrence: Marie Douglas-David's CEO hubby was not only raped, but also menaced. By his wife's imperious tones! More »
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Comment by son of spam: Somewhere there is a first wife laughing her ass off. 12 Responses | Other threads
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mysteries
Modern Love Investigation: Do Old People, Like, Do It?
Ah, Modern Love: the New York Times' intellectualizing of chemicals that float between us. Many are awful, some are wonderful, and most are uncomfortable. Today's no different, as they answer an..age-old..question: are old people fucking? More »
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By Foster KamerComment by minou: Once you get to be my age, "old people fucking" = your parents. Uncomfortable? A little. 10 Responses | Other threads
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rumormonger
Are Michael Wolff and Victoria Floethe Done?
Have Michael Wolff and Victoria Floethe broken up? That's what we hear! If true — and please tell us, either way — it's a tragic end to a fairy tale romance that enchanted even the most jaded of observers. More »
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By PareeneComment by Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Did we ever figure out if she was a spy? 4 Responses | Other threads
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john ensign
Senator's Sad Letter to Mistress Now Available for Internet Mockery
Before Michael Jackson died, and before Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina, a Senator named John Ensign admitted to an affair with a former staffer, who was married to another former staffer. And now we have his break-up letter to her. More »
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By PareeneComment by valet_of_the_dolls: I used you for my own pleasure not letting thoughts of you, Doug, Brandon, Blake or Brittany come into my... 3 Responses | Other threads
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lawsuits
'Promiscuous Slut,' Legally Defined
Maximilia "Ava" Cordero, alleged underage lover of billionaire perv Jeffrey Epstein, sued the New York Post two years ago after it ran a story saying she was born a man, and was slutty. The decision is in! Sexlaw frontiers, here.
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Comment by anxiogenic: Suing someone for re-printing something that you put forth for public consumption on myspace is idiotic. I think once you... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Listicle
Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska
It has been days since Empress Sarah Palin quit Alaska, forever. And no one yet knows why! Her "explanation" lacked, uh, actual coherent reasons. But there are theories.
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By PareeneComment by flossy: My understanding is that July 3rd was the official launch of her new career as a performance artist. While I'm... 8 Responses | Other threads
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tough questions
CBS News Asks, "What Is Sex?"
Well, CBS news, when a husband and wife and a mistress and an unknown number of unidentified other women love each other very much...
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By PareeneComment by City_Dater: If this kind of nonsense is what comes of being a "Christian nation," we have got to renew our relationship... 7 Responses | Other threads
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The Swedes
Meanwhile in Sweden, they're giving condoms to religious kids and asking for sexy condom-use stories!
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america's mayor
Why Is Everyone So Mean to Republicans Who Cheat, Rudy Giuliani Innocently Asks
Hah. So Mika Brzezinski complained about the old sex scandal double standard, and then when she had Rudy Giuliani in the studio to talk about Mark Sanford, she forgot to ask him about his own business. More »
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By PareeneComment by ChillbearLatrigue: I honestly think Spitzer (a Democrat) got it worse than anyone. Edwards (a Democrat) was a close second. I'm always... 11 Responses | Other threads
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product placement
How Are We Tricking Kids Into Using Condoms Today?
Condoms: Are teenagers sufficiently aware of their existence? Despite being the subject of the world's highest number of bizarre ads, you can never be too sure. The newest ways to corrupt kids' minds, sexually: direct mail, and Leighton Meester videos. More »
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Comment by Wrapitup: The larger question is why don't the kids already want to use condoms? If the answer is that parents don't... 17 Responses | Other threads
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from the archives
Mark Sanford On Cheaters Past: "He Lied Under a Different Oath — The Oath to His Wife"
Soon-to-be-former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford just admitted to cheating on his wife. He used to be a Congressman, back in... oh, look, the '90s. What did he think about Mr. Clinton? More »
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By PareeneComment by pepelicious: The difference between Sanford and Clinton was that, when Sanford was caught, he copped to it. Clinton looked us all... 6 Responses | Other threads
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history
Sanford's Presser: Instant Classic
Mark Sanford's press conference. Did you watch that performance? Wow. He just... he just kept going. How did it compare to some classic political meltdowns of the past? Favorably! More »
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By PareeneComment by heywhat: I just went to the S.C. governor's official website to see what his wife looks like and the server is... 9 Responses | Other threads
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italy
Berlusconi: 'I Did Not Pay To Have Sexual Relations With That Woman'
Well this settles it: Italian PM and noted insane corrupt horndog Silvio Berlusconi says "I've never paid a woman." So the whole "fucked an escort" thing can't possibly be true, right? Or, uh... More »
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By PareeneComment by AndPreciousLittleofThat: Has there ever been an American equivalent of this guy? He's vain, nutty, catty and pompous. I kinda... 11 Responses | Other threads
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heroes
It'll Take More Than Hookers to Sink Silvio Berlusconi
Hilarious Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was already in a spot of trouble for sleeping with an 18-year-old model. And now he is promising to "hang tough," despite new "sleeping with prostitutes" allegations. Way to go Italy! More »
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By PareeneComment by kneetoe: If only I'd known all you had to promise was building permits. 5 Responses | Other threads
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scandal
Pretend Father of John Edwards' Love-Child Trying to Sell Tell-All
The guy who pretended to be the father of Rielle Hunter's child with John Edwards is shopping a book! It might be a picture book. All of the pictures are of John and this mystery baby. More »
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By PareeneComment by if_i_only_had_a_heart: who else is speaking up about poverty? 3 Responses | Other threads
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crime
Europe Still Dominating in Sexy Scandals
Stupid Europe always gets the best sex scandals. While we here in the USA are unable to even find three days worth of interesting material in a Senator's affair, France is four years into this S&M banker-"whore" murder case. More »
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Comment by chinaplate: The phrasing of this is all so weird to me, how can you compare a continent to a country? I... 10 Responses | Other threads
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books
Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
Anderson Cooper's mom's sexy erotica book is coming out next week! Gloria Vanderbilt is 85 and not taking any crap from anybody when it comes to, oh, kinky food sex fantasies. The New York Times is scandalized! Details! More »
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Comment by Mama Penguino: I can't get over her shitty jeans line that my mom wore. 19 Responses | Other threads
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for the record
Correction: This Is the Woman Who Says She Gave Bill Clinton a 'Baile Hot'
In our item about how Bill Clinton maybe got a lap dance from an Argentinian reality show star, we accidentally put up a picture of the Colombian Andrea Rincon. Here is the right one. Also: she makes some wild claims!
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By PareeneComment by Mymoustache: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" in Spanish - anyone? 13 Responses | Other threads
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subprime scandals
Senatorial Affair Revealed Thanks to Housing Crisis
Why did Republican Senator John Ensign's sexual dalliance with a married former staffer get revealed now? Because of subprime mortgages and the Nevada housing crisis! More »
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By PareeneComment by melina82: an admin assistant that makes more than 100K?! kill me now. 1 Responses | Other threads
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health
Don't Believe a Porn Star
Since we're in the midst of a vague, threatening porn industry HIV scare, some things are changing. Like talent-producer relations. Do you trust your porn stars? Don't! [UPDATED]: More »
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Comment by markscottmusic: Only 22 in the past five years? With the thoudands of people who seem to be making porn, that doesn't... 10 Responses | Other threads
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health
Porn Industry HIV Scare Causes Non-Fun Facts to Come Out
After a female porn actress tested positive for HIV this week, health officials in LA disclosed a bunch of other previously unreported HIV cases in porn, and now people are getting vaguely freaked out.
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death
Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
Upcoming autopsy results will say that Kung Fu actor David Carradine did in fact die from autoerotic asphyxiation, the New York Post reports. Not surprising, given his proclivities. But this judgment does not necessarily rule out death by ninja. More » -
scandals
Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
Mark Ebner's scandal-filled book about Paris Hilton was released in January. One chapter—full of prostitution allegations against billionaire Clinton pal Ron Burkle—was cut. Now it's been released! And it's salacious, even by Ron Burkle standards: More »
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Comment by resipsaloquacious: "And they'd bring in Augie Busch III." Is that a code for something I am not aware of? The sentence sounds... 18 Responses | Other threads
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the cinema
Ad Agency Sex Tape Inspires Short Film
Remember that infamous ad agency sex tape that "surfaced" last year? Sure you do. Now it has inspired a real cinematic short film! In this way we contribute to the arts. More » -
accidents
Carradine Death Looks Like Sex Gone Wrong
When Kung Fu simulator David Carradine was found hanged to death in Bangkok hotel room closet Wednesday, suicide was reasonably suspected. But now, evidence seems to be pointing to one of those grisly masturbation accidents:
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public relations
Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
Here is an actual press release sent yesterday to the editor of GayListDaily.com. That's GayListDaily.com. How stupid can you anticipate the following press release to be? It was sent by 5WPR, America's most inept organization of any sort. Behold: More »
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Comment by BadUncle: 5WPR should micro-refine this, and address the "Just The Tip" phenomenon. 3 Responses | Other threads
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politics
L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
Hot TV reporter-screwing L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is screwing another TV reporter! In the most literal sense. But not in the figurative sense, because her news station is just fine with the mayor-screwing thing! L.A.'s ridiculous in all ways: More »
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Comment by daveyjonesisdead: "multi-faceted talent." That's LA euphemism for, excellant boob job. 11 Responses | Other threads
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sex
Shocking Double Life of a Campus Feminist
"By day, I was a women's studies minor, wrote a weekly feminist column for the student newspaper, and was president of the National Organization of Women on campus. By night, I really, really, really just wanted to be spanked." –Jessica Wakeman
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By PareeneComment by Almostbanned: I've known women with verrry similar stories. One in particular who was a big time campus feminist, NOW member and... 16 Responses | Other threads
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the american sexperience
If You Live In Houston, You're Probably a Bottom
So say statistics, anyway! Gayblog TheSword recently compiled some Craigslist data, and figured out that when men are looking online to do sex with other men, certain cities trend heavily toward the receiving end. Chief among them is Houston—where 70% of folks are looking to fill the void. More »
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Comment by Kid Twist: New York has the highest percentage of guys who claim to be tops but turn into needy, demanding bottoms as... 18 Responses | Other threads
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Sexy science
'Abuse Me,' Plead Scientists
Horndog scientists are studying sexual sex fantasies of men and women and they've come to some startling conclusions: We all want to be dominated like dirty animals. But only if you want us for our sexiness! More »
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Comment by Paul.B.Dodd: Seriously, I'm a scientist. I do research for a living and I'm extremely offended that you're referring to psychologists... 10 Responses | Other threads
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hugs!
The Lamest Teen Moral Panic Ever
In the good old days of the culture wars, your teenagers, after years of being raped by Satanist daycare workers, were all organizing "Rainbow Parties" and smoking weed three times more powerful than the stuff you smoked all the time in high school. Now they are just hugging?
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By PareeneComment by misslinda: I would have never survived high school circa 2009. I find hugging unnecessary when a wave or a simple "hey"... 11 Responses | Other threads
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jobs
Wingwoman Needed to Help Dude Score Chicks; $30 an Hour, No Free Drinks
Need a job, lovely lady? No, no, it's not prostitution, I swear. You just go out with a guy as his "wingwoman" and steer other girls towards him, and fend off other guys trying to horn in on his chicks. Not wanting to fuck him yourself should be easy!: More »
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Comment by jrhys: Let's all chip in and pay someone MORE than that to be out double agent, do it... 8 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Shia LaBeouf Has A Small Weiner. Has, Not Is.
Shia LaBeouf codifies a Jewish stereotype, Broadway still hates Jeremy Piven, Larry King lives on despite being 132 and not having Carrie Prejean on his show, and Alicia Keys is dating some rapper guy. More »
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By Foster KamerComment by iplaudius: I’ve heard women and gay men swear passionately that "Jewish guys have small dicks" and "Jewish guys have huge dicks."... 25 Responses | Other threads
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Talking Dirty
Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
The notoriously unsexy People's Republic of China is trying to shed their rep for flaccid views on sexuality. In fact, a sex-oriented theme park is rising right now.
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By Foster KamerComment by OMG! Toesies on the Nosies!: I was always fond of the Wedway People Fucker at Tomorrowland. Sure, it's just a monorail with vibrating buttplugs set into... 1 Responses | Other threads
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advertising
'Vegas: The Place to Cheat on Your Wife'
Las Vegas has tried lots of advertising angles since this recession started, like "Vegas is affordable!" and "Vegas is family fun!" But now they're going back to the tried-and-true "Do Blow With Hookers, In Vegas!" More »
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Comment by cdmunch: I call bullshit on the hookers. The most popular thing in Vegas, next to the slots, is those gigantic, cheap... 10 Responses | Other threads
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religion
Who Will End Celibacy For Horny Priests?
It can't be that often that priests have a chance to do some good for the world, can it? Well Father Alberto Cutié, the Miami celebripriest and admitted woman-liker, does. And he's shirking his duty. More »
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Comment by momof3wildkids: I know this may bring a lot of dissenters, but here are my two cents as a Catholic... Before I became... 15 Responses | Other threads
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catholics
Priest in Woman-Liking Scandal
A Catholic priest in a sex scandal? Who cares, after everything we've already been through? Well this one is an attractive, popular man, caught with a not-underage woman. Let's condemn his normality! More »
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Comment by BookishLookish: Mmm, a bad Catholic boy. What a Cutie-yay. This story is the opposite of a sahara: lakefront property. 10 Responses | Other threads
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advertising
Dirty Sexy Money
In Germany they think nothing of an animated Abe Lincoln fucking the British Queen doggy style as a way to advertise a currency trading firm. [via Copyranter]
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Comment by nathanst: AHHHHHHH WHY THE BLOW JOB?!?!!! AHHHHHHH MY EYES, THEY BURN 5 Responses | Other threads
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family matters
Bristol Floods Morning TV To Tell Kids How Terrible Her 'Blessing' Is
Has her being stuck between her insane mother and the vindictive family of her ex made you feel sympathetic toward Bristol Palin? Well, this morning she went on the TV to help with that. More »
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By PareeneComment by Werrick: Uhh... "Vindictive family of her ex"? Really?! So, she takes "her" baby, hides him away in her house and forbids the baby's... 23 Responses | Other threads
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families
Ayelet Waldman: Bad Mother, Good Husband-Banger
Ayelet Waldman is smugly married to Michael Chabon and wrote about how fucking her husband is more fun than dealing with her kids, which, let's hope so, right? She's written a book about her pain!
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Comment by Lulu82: She needs to drop this shit before it starts disturbing her kids. Can't she love them all equally, in different... 11 Responses | Other threads
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