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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    My mother used to say that "marriage is basically legalized prostitution" and that if she hadn't had kids, she never would have bothered getting married.

    I think Ashley is right.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    She is right.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    Oh, Ashley. I'm sure you are regretting selling the poon to random strangers but it's too late. What you should have done is found some athlete or sugar-daddy to sucker. P.S. opening your mouth to the tabloids for $500,000 beats screwing pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged johns any day of the week.
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    Image of IamnotStarJones IamnotStarJones
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    She has too much free time on her hands. Shouldn't one of her rich mogul friends (sideyeing Russell Simmons) have given her a job by now?
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    More lift, less separation.

    And enough with the Myspace-style shots, lady. Urryone knows that shit is ovah.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12/04/09

    @johnny_carsick: I'm thinking she's lost a lot of weight, which is unfortunate because one of the sexiest things about her was her plushness.
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    That hairline hurts me from here.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    "And I was the hooker?"

    Well, I sure hope you were not banging Gov. Gold Toe for free?
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    Please photoshop some bangs and shoulder-length hair. I never realized how mannish she was until seeing that photo. Beauty may be just a light switch away, but I'm going to need a bigger dimmer switch.
     Reply
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    Image of freedc freedc
    12/04/09

    @Brad Brown: Don't be snarky, she's pretty. But for real, she could fix her brows a bit. She needs to stop drawing in/growing her eyebrows so far on her nose.
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    Image of hudsons1 hudsons1
    12/04/09

    @Brad Brown: She has a certain equine presence about her, also. Timely because of the relative lack of SJP jokes here lately.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    A friend who worked for years in nursing homes said you'd be amazed at the levels of activity
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    12/03/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: My first job was at a nursing home. I was 14.

    Never forget.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Two Grans, One Cone
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @BettyCrocker: [instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    So if your potential partner doesn't have teeth, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Depends on how big are your expectations.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: ***expectations***
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: ***Depends****
    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    I suppose there's no benefit whatsoever to getting oral sex from someone who's been doing it for 40 years. Just saying.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: If they look 70, you think they waited til 30?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: Sooner or fellator, someone falls asleep in your lap.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    --Every older woman is not a grandmother. Why are women still being defined in terms of biological capacities that they may not have used?

    -- "Old person"? Looks like old women are the only ones being made fun of in that ad.

    --On the news today I heard that something called a "Grandma's Law" had been passed. It's an anti-violence measure. Like old men aren't victims of crime?

    Apparently, sexism ends only at death.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: I know lots of 60-something women, and none of them dress up like a 1950s conception of a granny.
     Reply
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/04/09

    @Mike Jahn: Look at Meredith Baxter.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/04/09

    @ParahSalin: Set me up with Diane Keaton any day.
     Reply
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Thank god my grandmother's a virgin.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @contradicto: I guess her favorite flavor is Cherry Atric.
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Even more importantly, keep them away from the watermelon.
     Reply
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