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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    For the proper usage of a beaver in an ad about lady business, see:
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    What's the ad look like for the back, crack and sack special?
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    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    I'm sure that someone in the ad trade could incorporate this actual camel toe into a presentation.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    I yearn for the days, long gone by, when the body waxing industry was acclaimed for their subtle and thought-provoking ads.
     Reply
    AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    Re Mona Lisa's tits:

    Next we'll discover that the heebie-jeebied protagonist of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" is in fact gazing upon August Strindberg in the nude.
     Reply
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    You know, there are some things that you barely want to see with hair...so seeing them without hair (looking at you beaver animal, and ignoring the obvious lady-parts joke) makes you really want to question the makers of slug-like, rat-faced, webbed bat wing footed creatures. I mean really, what were you thinking? Obviously it's not for eating, or petting, so we can only assume these creatures are for mocking and being thankful hair can make most things less fug. Except Nick Cage, Donald Trump, or most of Jersey.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/07/09

    @Spirit Fingers: My philosophy of animals is that if you can't eat 'em, ride 'em.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/07/09

    @BadUncle: Well, according to this ad, there's absolutely no resale value in beaver, unless maybe you give 'em a little trim.
     Reply
    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/07/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Without the beaver, thousands of tittering fifth-graders wouldn't be able to say "damn" and then play it off like they were talking about wildlife!
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    This is timely. I've been hearing a lot about hairless beavers suffering Tiger attacks lately.
     Reply
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/07/09

    In reply to Lazy Sex Pervs
    That hairless beaver looks so sad!
     Reply
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    My mother used to say that "marriage is basically legalized prostitution" and that if she hadn't had kids, she never would have bothered getting married.

    I think Ashley is right.
     Reply
    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    She is right.
     Reply
    adiam7 was starred adiam7 was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    Oh, Ashley. I'm sure you are regretting selling the poon to random strangers but it's too late. What you should have done is found some athlete or sugar-daddy to sucker. P.S. opening your mouth to the tabloids for $500,000 beats screwing pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged johns any day of the week.
     Reply
    heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of IamnotStarJones IamnotStarJones
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    She has too much free time on her hands. Shouldn't one of her rich mogul friends (sideyeing Russell Simmons) have given her a job by now?
     Reply
    IamnotStarJones was starred IamnotStarJones was unstarred
    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    More lift, less separation.

    And enough with the Myspace-style shots, lady. Urryone knows that shit is ovah.
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12/04/09

    @johnny_carsick: I'm thinking she's lost a lot of weight, which is unfortunate because one of the sexiest things about her was her plushness.
     Reply
    Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/05/09

    @Mama Penguino: Plush-sized? Love it.

    But in all seriousness - yes, she was pretty goshdarned sexy last year. This look is scary stuff.
     Reply
    johnny_carsick was starred johnny_carsick was unstarred
    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    That hairline hurts me from here.
     Reply
    Tammany_Fall was starred Tammany_Fall was unstarred
    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/04/09

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    "And I was the hooker?"

    Well, I sure hope you were not banging Gov. Gold Toe for free?
     Reply
    resipsaloquacious was starred resipsaloquacious was unstarred
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