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    Image of johnivdaly johnivdaly
    12/16/09

    [news.bbc.co.uk]

    More than 1,000 Indian sect members have pledged to marry female sex workers.

    How... selfless of them?

    #tips #india #sex #sects
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    Image of Six and a Quarter Six and a Quarter
    12/16/09

    @johnivdaly: Actually, sadly, it is. Most of those women would be subject to a social stigma the level of which only lepers are aware. Rape victims, molestation victims, and incest victims are all publicly scorned and usually have no chance at marriage, children, or a normal life.

    #tips
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    In reply to Wacky Sex Stories Get America Through the Holidays
    I'm I reading it right? Does the van actually say "Woodlawn"? Lordy, the jokes just write themselves, don't they.

    Also interesting: "Jesus is Lord."

    What we don't see, I presume, is the kicker: "But Jeremy is God."
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/16/09

    In reply to Wacky Sex Stories Get America Through the Holidays
    Condoms are way too uppity these days. Just so sure of themselves aren't they? And since it's performance evaluation time for most of us, I think that new wrapper should reflect some truth. How about: "People can still be conceived despite your presence." and my personal favorite..."Dependably un-flushable and will often reappear when your mother comes to visit like a shining, rubbery beacon of copulatory confirmation just to make her head explode. And she'll never tell you. You'll just eat pot roast until you find it later when it comes back again like a friggin marauder looking for gold doubloons, and wonder if mom did in fact see your jiz-jacket floatie."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Awesome.

    P.S. What's weird is that moms always want us to use condoms . . . until we, like, USE one. Then it's all brimstone.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/16/09

    @AzureTexan: Uh, yeah, they want you to be safe. (Is my mother the only one who ever ended phone calls with "be safe..." ) but unearthing the process of which that occurs means the building of an instantaneous parental force-field of ignorance. However, on the other hand, discussing sex with your mother (yours or hers! Christ.) in most instances is like experiencing that moment just before you have to vomit. repeatedly. and forever. until the talking stops.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Me, I've never actually had a sex talk with Mom. She's just not the type. In fact, I'm reasonably certain that she's never HAD sex, and that I'm the residual spawn of Immaculate Conception, sort of a biological offshoot — an accident, if you will — of the Virgin Mary's mesocosmic coupling with the Lord God his own self.

    Also, my mother doesn't poop. I've seen no evidence. On occasion I'll detect the sweet aroma of lavender potpourri, but no, no poop.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    12/16/09

    In reply to Wacky Sex Stories Get America Through the Holidays
    Okay, so the church bus means 1) some lost soul is asking for directions, 2) someone is trying to save lost souls, or 3) someone's been spending a little too much time studying "The Song of Solomon."
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @The Lone Scout: Right? He was one lusty fella, that Solomon.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/16/09

    @The Lone Scout: Is there a higher-rez version available? There are some nutter Bible-thumpers at work who are in dire need of a new desktop picture. I'll even do it for them!
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    12/16/09

    In reply to Wacky Sex Stories Get America Through the Holidays
    Your penis vibrates?
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    Image of VeeKaChu VeeKaChu
    12/16/09

    @Cheruth: At the sub-atomic level, they all do. Wicked-fast, too.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment VeeKaChu was starred VeeKaChu was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @VeeKaChu: Physics humor! The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle thanks you, and the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Argument stands and applauds.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/16/09

    @AzureTexan: that's what she said.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @ms_priestypants: . . . and then she left me for Stephen Hawking.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/16/09

    In reply to Wacky Sex Stories Get America Through the Holidays
    Wait- how do you "play porn"?
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    12/16/09

    @The Real JR:
    Usually one handed.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @ManchuCandidate: @The Real JR: And with the door closed . . . unless the sultry neighbor and her voluptuous twin just happen to have locked themselves out of their loft.

    Wacka-wacka.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    12/16/09

    @The Real JR: In a different way than you "work porn".
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @katastic: . . . at the minimum wages — of sin!

    Ba-dum.
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    Image of DrRocco DrRocco
    12/16/09

    In reply to Wacky Sex Stories Get America Through the Holidays
    "That's what she said!" Ha!
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/16/09

    @DrRocco: dammit. I have to remember to scroll down before I comment!
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    Big talk from a woman who appears to be fingering a bandana-wearing cat.Unnatural is trying to consolidate your sexxy feelings for Mr. Mistoffelees and Garth Brooks.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    From that photo, I'd say Andrea is consumed with hot sweet cat love, but the cat is not.
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    Image of random_play random_play
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    Attention Vivid Entertainment Group:

    If you have not yet released a video entitled Sapphic and Slutty Brooklyn Public-School Teachers, then you have been remiss in your duties. Please correct this oversight forthwith.

    If you need casting assistance, the ever-resourceful, yet NSFW Lux Alptraum and her army of Fleshbot zombies can suggest any number of up-and-coming performers.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    Won't some sexxxxy Samaritan from Sugarland take pity on the Peys and tickle her tempestuously with the tongue-lashing she so desperately denies herself?
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    Those who can't get laid don't want anyone else to get laid.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    You'll seldom see a man griping about hot lesbo sexxxin. But for Andrea, the thought of such "unnatural" desires being stoked like gouts of hot fire and lava spewing from the Krakatoa Of Lust makes her tear at her own bodice.

    (Hey, no one else wants anything to do with her bodice, nor the sad pancake titties encased therein.)

    It's okay, Peyser. We know that when you read and write of sexxxy lesbian teachers, somewhere beneath the Miss Havisham-esque dusty cobwebs betwixt your chicken legs, a wellspring of bitter nectar made its first appearance there since the Nixon administration.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    I like how she goes all Nostradamus by predicting, with measurable confidence, that "the bad days are not over," as if we peons had believed that the bad days, by dint of a Festivus Miracle or a Blue Norwegian Spiral, were about to vanish.
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    Image of jobsworth jobsworth
    12/14/09

    In reply to Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.
    "Those who can't do, teach."

    What the fuck is she doing that's so important? Writing for a shitty tabloid is hardly curing cancer.
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