Attention people who like sexy men: People has crowned an Australian actor the Sexiest Man Alive. No, it's not Hugh Jackman. It's uhh, you know, that guy from Thor (who's seen Thor?). Your Sexiest Man Alive is a tall blond dad named Chris Hemsworth.
"LICKING COUNTY, Ohio" reads the dateline on today's top news story. What sexy things are happening in Licking County, this week?
A broken piñata shaped like a dinosaur. An HP LaserJet printer infested with bed bugs. An old, empty potato chip bag they found under the bleachers. All of these things would make for a better lay than Kristen Stewart, a millionaire movie star currently in her peak fertility age, according to a recent survey of…
Every year, millions of Americans forget what is Sexy.
Important update on The Date of the Century: After their movie date to The Hunger Games last night—but before the sleepover that led to a Pizza Goat-approved lunch date and shopping trip—Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stayed "as close and intimate as they could" at Sleep No More, that interactive theater thing with the…
The gossip mercenaries at TMZ are reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are "dating for real," and went on a movie date to see The Hunger Games last night. This fascinating development raises the following questions:
Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson are featured in this year's "Out 100," the list of 100 GLBT movers and shakers that Out magazine curates every year. But instead of celebrating the honorees, Out apparently decided to torture them.
Alert! Alert! Ginger prince alert! England's Prince Harry, younger brother of old married Duke of Cambridge William, has arrived in the United States. Ladies, go crazy.
Rogue Ron Paul supporter Robert Morrow took out a full-page ad in an Austin alt-weekly to ask a question: "Have you had sex with Rick Perry?" If you are a "stripper," "escort," or "young hottie" who has enjoyed a tall glass of that sweet Texas tea known as Gov. Rick Perry, then the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy…
Mercede Johnston—of the naked Wasilla Johnstons—bares her butt, boobs, and the Palin family's secrets in next month's Playboy.
This may surprise you, but The Bachelor Pad—a show in which "eighteen former participants from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come together under one roof competing for half a million dollars"—is quite trashy.
Mercede Johnston of the Wasilla Johnstons—a girl famous for being the sister of a guy who put his dick inside the daughter of a lady who did not become vice president—is following in her brother's autoerotic footsteps, and posing for Playboy. Page Six reports:
Despite being home to the sexiest national park (Arches) and the sexiest salt water lake (Great Salt Lake), Utah doesn't want you to think of it as a sexy state. And so, in an attempt to make it easier for police to arrest prostitutes, the state has gone ahead and outlawed acting sexy altogether.
According to a poll by Playboy, roughly a quarter of Americans say they have been photographed or filmed nude. Contrary to the vast majority of anti-sexting PSAs, men apparently do it more often:
PETA, an outlet for naked females that also dabbles in animal rights, just stripped naked and photographed its first male rapper.
Hey, ladies: Have you been longing for a diaper to sop up excess period blood? Not an ugly diaper, but a sleek sexy one? You're in luck: Here is a new product called Sexy Period™ panties. I am of two minds about it.
Victoria Beckham's favorite hobby: Staring at her husband when he is naked. Hey, if you were married to David Beckham, you'd do it too. And maybe even if you weren't. [Images via Pacific Coast News]
New York's no bullshit governor-elect Andrew Cuomo is more than just a shrewd politician — he's now one of People magazine's sexiest men alive! How does he maintain his sexiness? "A lot of it's just natural. It's genetic sculpting." Oh.
British parents are up in arms over a new commercial for Beyoncé's first-ever fragrance, Heat. The ad features Miss B writhing around wearing a satin red dress. Inside, watch and decide for yourself if it's truly unsuitable for TV.
