Millennials. Sex. What do you think?

Rain mountain! Embryo debate! Mercury crossing! Leopard range! High metabolism! Huge holes! Dead starfish! And grotesque intimations of the carnal kind! It’s your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—until it falls off!

Public Service Announcement: millions of men who have spent time in locker rooms wish to make it clear that the following is not an accurate account of male “locker-room talk.”

A porn star describes the unique demands of virtual reality porn: “‘If the artifice is apparent then you feel like you’re with a hot girl and she wants nothing to do with you.’ Users, she said, ‘experience that enough in their real life.’” :(

“In queer radical circles and in much of the left, the worlds in which I operate, there’s a widely held idea that one’s political radicalism can be attached to one’s sexual practices...But the sad truth... is that how many people you fuck has nothing to do with the extent to which you fuck up capitalism.”

Bad yogurt company Chobani, whose product is to “Greek yogurt” what fermented urine is to champagne, has stooped to an outrageous, sexy new low in trying to distract the public from the taste of its pasty goo.

"How many times you should be having sex each week." As A) an unanswerable question B) about sex C) that people will argue about, this constitutes a story that will never stop being written despite its nonsensical premise, because all of you are too insecure to resist checking. So—how many times???

Yet another study has confirmed that sexting teens are more likely to have real sex, but researchers say they still have not solved the "chicken and egg problem" of which one causes the other. More research to be done. Lots more.

"About 57% of men and 51% of women aged 18-24 'have not had sex in the last year,'" and "only 36% of men reported having watched at least one pornographic film in the last year," according to a new book of lies.

"Knitted boyfriend substitutes are 'hot' stuff." Frankly we're getting a little worried about Andrea Peyser.

The good news: Mississippi is finally teaching sex ed. The bad news: "The curricula adopted by the school district in Oxford called on students to unwrap a piece of chocolate, pass it around class and observe how dirty it became."

You Want to Pick Up Women? Here's How You Do It: "I'd rank the bar as the best place to stand followed by the ladies room."